Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Things you’ll never hear Southern boys say



New post on Fellowship of the Minds

Things you'll never hear Southern boys say

by Dr. Eowyn

A redneck map of the USA

Things You'll Never Hear Southern Boys Say

32. Pass me the tofu.

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a darn who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate

6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY, EVER:

1. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to re-elect OBAMA.

Hey, I like tofu!!! LOL

Three cheers for our Southern boys!

H/t FOTM's beloved Hardnox

~Eowyn

Dr. Eowyn | July 18, 2012 at 4:00 am | Categories: Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-fKh

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