Thursday, March 22, 2012

47 year old wisdom...If I were the Devil

If I were the Devil . . . I mean, if I were the Prince of Darkness, I
would of course, want to engulf the whole earth in darkness. I would
have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but
I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree,
so I should set about however necessary to take over the United
States. I would begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of
a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: "Do as you
please." "Do as you please." To the young, I would whisper, "The
Bible is a myth." I would convince them that man created God instead
of the other way around. I would confide that what is bad is good, and
what is good is "square." In the ears of the young marrieds, I would
whisper that work is debasing, that cocktail parties are good for you.
I would caution them not to be extreme in religion, in patriotism, in
moral conduct. And the old, I would teach to pray. I would teach them
to say after me: "Our Father, which art in Washington"…
If I were the devil, I'd educate authors in how to make lurid
literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull an
uninteresting. I'd threaten T.V. with dirtier movies and vice versa.
And then, if I were the devil, I'd get organized. I'd infiltrate
unions and urge more loafing and less work, because idle hands usually
work for me. I'd peddle narcotics to whom I could. I'd sell alcohol to
ladies and gentlemen of distinction. And I'd tranquilize the rest with
pills. If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young
intellects but neglect to discipline emotions . . . let those run
wild. I would designate an atheist to front for me before the highest
courts in the land and I would get preachers to say "she's right."
With flattery and promises of power, I could get the courts to rule
what I construe as against God and in favor of pornography, and thus,
I would evict God from the courthouse, and then from the school house,
and then from the houses of Congress and then, in His own churches I
would substitute psychology for religion, and I would deify science
because that way men would become smart enough to create super weapons
but not wise enough to control them.
If I were Satan, I'd make the symbol of Easter an egg, and the symbol
of Christmas, a bottle. If I were the devil, I would take from those
who have and I would give to those who wanted, until I had killed the
incentive of the ambitious. And then, my police state would force
everybody back to work. Then, I could separate families, putting
children in uniform, women in coal mines, and objectors in slave
camps. In other words, if I were Satan, I'd just keep on doing what
he's doing.
Paul Harvey, Good Day.

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