Sunday, January 16, 2011

Obama future

The Obama Future: The ghost of Thanksgivings to come!!

"Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband. 

 

 "In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he  answered.  Actually Winston wasn't very  interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington.  Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad  example it sets for the rest of the world,"  Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be.  Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as  exciting..

 

Yet that wasn't the game that Winston was uninterested in.  It was more the thought of eating another TofuTurkey.  Even though it was the best type of VeggieMeat available after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of federally-forbidden foods, (which already included potatoes, cranberry sauce and mincemeat pie), it wasn't anything like real  turkey.  And ever since the government officially changed the name of "Thanksgiving Day" to "A National Day of Atonement" in 2020 to officially acknowledge the Pilgrims'  historically brutal treatment of Native Americans, the holiday had lost a lot of its luster.

 

 Eating in the dining room was also a bit daunting.  The unearthly gleam of government-mandated fluorescent light bulbs made the TofuTurkey look even weirder than it actually was, and the room was always cold.  Ever since Congress passed the Power Conservation Act of 2016, mandating all thermostats—which were monitored and controlled by the electric company—be kept at 68 degrees, every room on the north side of th  house was barely tolerable throughout the entire winter.

 

 Still, it was good getting together with family.  Or at least most of the family. Winston missed his mother, who passed on in October, when she had used up her legal  allotment of lifesaving medical treatment.  He  had had many heated conversations with the  Regional Health Consortium, spawned when the  private insurance market finally went bankrupt,  and everyone was forced into the government health care program.  And though he demanded she be kept on her treatment, it was a futile effort.  "The RHC's resources are  limited," explained the government bureaucrat  Winston spoke with on the phone. "Your mother  received all the benefits to which she was  entitled.  I'm sorry for your loss."

 

 Ed couldn't make it either.  He had forgotten to  plug in his electric car last night, the only kind available after the Anti-fossil Fuel Bill of 2021 outlawed the use of the combustion engines—for everyone but government officials.  The fifty mile round trip was about ten miles too far, and Ed didn't want to spend a frosty night on the road somewhere between here and there.

 

Thankfully, Winston's brother, John, and his wife were flying in.  Winston made sure that the dining room chairs had extra cushions for the occasion.  No one complained more than John about the pain of sitting down so soon after the government-mandated cavity searches at airports, which severely aggravated his hemorrhoids. Ever since a terrorist successfully smuggled a cavity  bomb onto a jetliner, the TSA told Americans the  added "inconvenience" was an "absolute necessity" in order to stay "one step ahead of the terrorists." Winston's own body had grown accustomed to such probing ever since the government expanded their scope to just about  anywhere a crowd gathered, via Anti-Profiling Act of 2022.  That law made it a crime to single out any group or individual for "unequal  scrutiny," even when probable cause was  involved.  Thus, cavity searches at malls, train  stations, bus depots, etc., etc., had become   almost routine.  Almost.

 

The Supreme Court is reviewing the statute, but most Americans expect a Court composed of six progressives and three conservatives to leave the law intact.  "A living Constitution is extremely flexible," said the Court's eldest   member, Elena Kagan.  "Europe has had laws  like this one for years.  We should learn from  their example," she added.

 

Winston's thoughts turned to his own children.  He got along fairly well with his 12-year-old daughter, Brittany, mostly because she ignored him.  Winston had long ago surrendered to the idea that she could text  anyone at any time, even during Atonement  Dinner.  Their only real confrontation had  occurred when he limited her to 50,000 texts a  month, explaining that was all he could afford. She whined for a week, but got over it.

 

 His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether..  Perhaps it was the constant  bombarding he got in public school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism or any of a  number of other calamities were "just around the corner," but Jason had developed a kind of   nihilistic attitude that ranged between   simmering surliness and outright hostility.  It didn't help that Jason had reported his father to the police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2018, which outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another human  being.  Winston paid the $5000 fine, which might have been considered excessive before the  American dollar became virtually worthless as a result of QE13.  The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government initiated was, once again, to "spur economic  growth."  This time they promised to push unemployment below its years-long rate of 18%,  but Winston was not particularly hopeful.

 

Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston thought, before remembering it

was a Day of Atonement.  At least he had his memories.  He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises to make life "fair foreveryone" realized their full potential.

 

Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans,  never realized how much things could change when they didn't happen all at once, but little by  little, so people could get used to them.

 

 He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around 2011 - 12, when all the real nonsense began.  "Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said 'enough is  enough' when we had the chance," he thought.

 

  Maybe so, Winston.  Maybe so.

 

(author anonymous)

 

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