Thursday, December 2, 2010

RE: This is a cruise I want to take!!!

I’ll go too! (if they have a seafood buffet)

 

CW

 

From: politicalforum@googlegroups.com [mailto:politicalforum@googlegroups.com] On Behalf Of Keith In Tampa
Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2010 05:45
To: politicalforum@googlegroups.com
Subject: Re: This is a cruise I want to take!!!

 

Ditto Mark!!

 



 

On Wed, Dec 1, 2010 at 5:21 PM, THE ANNOINTED ONE <markmkahle@gmail.com> wrote:

Travis I really would book a passage for this one....

On Dec 1, 3:05 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>  Now, this is a cruise I want to take!!!
>
>   i wanted to do something different
>
>    When can we leave.  Sounds like fun...
>
> The weapon rental and ammo is so cheap. This is a great steal.
> Fun for the hole family!!!!
>
>  *Hey - the cruise I went on wasn't this much fun!*
>
>                [image: cid:63CBCE6B93614392BEDD40E8B9C27110@MikePC]
>   [image: cid:8D30AA830BED4F8A8D67CD5ECF3BA423@MikePC]
>   L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s
>  *Now Accepting Reservations!
> Additional cruise information available below.** *
>
>   *To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure
> cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia* *!*
>
>   *Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route*
>  *Rates and Availability*
>  [image: cid:8EDB1E7C4F474726A3D6080D7F42350D@MikePC]
>  [image: cid:3B5F4A8F3515418F8F8803B8C2046A37@MikePC]
>
>   *Ship Name*
>  *Starting Price*
>  *Days*
>  *Availability*
>  Sun Splendor
>  $5,200.00
>  5
>  Fully Booked
>  Grand Voyage
>  $6,150.00
>  7
>  Reservations Available
>  Horizons IV
>  $7,091.00
>  10
>  Reservations Available
>  Horizons III
>  $5,200.00
>  7
>  Fully Booked
>  Grand Voyage II
>  $6,300.00
>  7
>  Fully Booked
>  Grand Voyage III
>  $5,200.00
>  5
>  Reservations Available
>  Coastal Paradise
>  $5,200.00
>  7
>  Reservations Available
>  Coastal Paradise II
>  $8,200.00
>  10
>  Reservations Available
>  Peril Princess
>  $5,200.00
>  7
>  Fully Booked
>  Peril Princess II
>  $5,200.00
>  7
>  Reservations Available
>   *We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the
> entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa Kenya, seven
> adrenaline-charged days later.
> Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room)
> and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest).*
>
>   [image: cid:144CCED9A1744D3F9A238804425974DD@MikePC]
>  *You will relax like never before!*
>  *That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
> If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our on-board
> Master Gunsmith.*
> *Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship
> competitions every night!
>
> But the best fun of all, of course, is...*
>
>   *...Pirate Target Practice!*
>  [image: cid:73DE730A17EA431CA5D2FD1BF9708885@MikePC]
>  *The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting
> to get hijacked by pirates!*
>
>   *Weapons Rentals:*
>
>     *Weapon Selection*
>  *Price*
>  *Description*
>  *AK-47 Light Assault*[image: cid:DB13D60846FB44149F52747CF1F6C3C2@MikePC]
>  *$12.00*
> Per Day
>  *On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
> with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:*
>  *M-16 Full Automatic*[image: cid:4942D4BA61BA41FDA3EEAA9F4769F274@MikePC]
>  *$25.00*
> Per Day
>  *Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
> attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:*
>  *Barrett M-107 50 Caliber*[image:
> cid:33CB8454D67A448B8564F6A05E66C40D@MikePC]
>  *$59.00*
> Per Day
>  *Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
> rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
> affordably priced at only $29.95.*
>  *RPG Launcher*[image: cid:2E6D2083BDA54923BE1E916F67CB588A@MikePC]
>  *$175.00*
> Per Day
>  *Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
> with three fragmentation rounds included!
> A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!*
>
>   *Customer Testimonials*
>  [image: cid:5508B90CD2F84D929A283A7FEE020D42@MikePC]
>  *"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates,
> my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
> This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"*-- Fred D., Cincinnati ,
> OH
>  *"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly
> enough!" *-- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
>  *BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE!!!*
> *Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30
> seconds of sustained fire!*
>  [image: cid:A0CF6EF08BD44CD4ACD1843383888E54@MikePC]
>
>   *Additional Cruise Line Services*
>
>    - *Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters
>    for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.*
>
>    - *Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and
>    throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on
>    the main deck from 7pm until 6am**.*
>
>    - *Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms
>    offer a mini-bar*
>
>   *OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!*
>
>   [image: cid:0D8F6300EEC24B648F2274E8F78D28B9@MikePC]
>  *We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
> pirates, or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa!
> *
> *How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond
> 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, in international waters where
> pirates have no rights whatsoever!*
> *In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to
> ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five
> days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast . At night
> the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes,
> with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum
> attention.*
>
>   *ACT NOW!*
>  *Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your
> package before December 31st and get a great bonus; 100 rounds of FREE
> tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate
> Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!*
>
>   *BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE!*
>
>  [image: cid:7687519A91B24814A66F4AE77AB32A76@MikePC]
>    *Reserve Now -and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on
> the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!
>
> "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in*
> *' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates..
> they never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their
> lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali pirates!"*
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