On Dec 1, 3:05 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Now, this is a cruise I want to take!!!
>
> i wanted to do something different
>
> When can we leave. Sounds like fun...
>
> The weapon rental and ammo is so cheap. This is a great steal.
> Fun for the hole family!!!!
>
> *Hey - the cruise I went on wasn't this much fun!*
>
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> [image: cid:8D30AA830BED4F8A8D67CD5ECF3BA423@MikePC]
> L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s
> *Now Accepting Reservations!
> Additional cruise information available below.** *
>
> *To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure
> cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia* *!*
>
> *Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route*
> *Rates and Availability*
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>
> *Ship Name*
> *Starting Price*
> *Days*
> *Availability*
> Sun Splendor
> $5,200.00
> 5
> Fully Booked
> Grand Voyage
> $6,150.00
> 7
> Reservations Available
> Horizons IV
> $7,091.00
> 10
> Reservations Available
> Horizons III
> $5,200.00
> 7
> Fully Booked
> Grand Voyage II
> $6,300.00
> 7
> Fully Booked
> Grand Voyage III
> $5,200.00
> 5
> Reservations Available
> Coastal Paradise
> $5,200.00
> 7
> Reservations Available
> Coastal Paradise II
> $8,200.00
> 10
> Reservations Available
> Peril Princess
> $5,200.00
> 7
> Fully Booked
> Peril Princess II
> $5,200.00
> 7
> Reservations Available
> *We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the
> entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombasa Kenya, seven
> adrenaline-charged days later.
> Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room)
> and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest).*
>
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> *You will relax like never before!*
> *That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
> If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our on-board
> Master Gunsmith.*
> *Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship
> competitions every night!
>
> But the best fun of all, of course, is...*
>
> *...Pirate Target Practice!*
> [image: cid:73DE730A17EA431CA5D2FD1BF9708885@MikePC]
> *The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting
> to get hijacked by pirates!*
>
> *Weapons Rentals:*
>
> *Weapon Selection*
> *Price*
> *Description*
> *AK-47 Light Assault*[image: cid:DB13D60846FB44149F52747CF1F6C3C2@MikePC]
> *$12.00*
> Per Day
> *On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
> with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:*
> *M-16 Full Automatic*[image: cid:4942D4BA61BA41FDA3EEAA9F4769F274@MikePC]
> *$25.00*
> Per Day
> *Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
> attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:*
> *Barrett M-107 50 Caliber*[image:
> cid:33CB8454D67A448B8564F6A05E66C40D@MikePC]
> *$59.00*
> Per Day
> *Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal
> rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
> affordably priced at only $29.95.*
> *RPG Launcher*[image: cid:2E6D2083BDA54923BE1E916F67CB588A@MikePC]
> *$175.00*
> Per Day
> *Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
> with three fragmentation rounds included!
> A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!*
>
> *Customer Testimonials*
> [image: cid:5508B90CD2F84D929A283A7FEE020D42@MikePC]
> *"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates,
> my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
> This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"*-- Fred D., Cincinnati ,
> OH
> *"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly
> enough!" *-- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
> *BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE!!!*
> *Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30
> seconds of sustained fire!*
> [image: cid:A0CF6EF08BD44CD4ACD1843383888E54@MikePC]
>
> *Additional Cruise Line Services*
>
> - *Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters
> for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.*
>
> - *Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and
> throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on
> the main deck from 7pm until 6am**.*
>
> - *Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms
> offer a mini-bar*
>
> *OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!*
>
> [image: cid:0D8F6300EEC24B648F2274E8F78D28B9@MikePC]
> *We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
> pirates, or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombasa!
> *
> *How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond
> 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, in international waters where
> pirates have no rights whatsoever!*
> *In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to
> ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five
> days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast . At night
> the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes,
> with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum
> attention.*
>
> *ACT NOW!*
> *Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your
> package before December 31st and get a great bonus; 100 rounds of FREE
> tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate
> Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!*
>
> *BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE!*
>
> [image: cid:7687519A91B24814A66F4AE77AB32A76@MikePC]
> *Reserve Now -and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on
> the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!
>
> "I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in*
> *' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates..
> they never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their
> lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali pirates!"*
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