Re: The Masters has begun

An elderly couple are playing together in the annual golf club
championship.

The game has ended up in a play off hole, and everytrhing rides on a 6
inch putt that the wife has to make.

Aware of how critical the this final putt is, she takes her stance,
and her husband can see her trembling.

Well the wife putts, the ball sails clear past the hole, and the
couple lose the match.

On the way home in the car, it's obvious from the atmosphere that her
husband is not happy, in fact he is fuming,

"I cannot believe that you missed that simple putt!" he said to his
wife. "That putt was no longer than my dick."

The wife just looked over at her husband, smiled and said, "Yes dear,
but it was much harder!"

On Apr 6, 9:15 am, GregfromBoston <greg.vinc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Cue Martha Burke and her yearly whine that August should allow women as
> members. Miss Gender Equality:
> ""men should  be put on mandatory contraception at puberty. They should
> only be
> allowed off of it for the purpose of procreation after appearing
> before a government official with the approving woman. He shall also
> have to prove financial ability to provide for the child through the
> age of 18."
>
> That aburdity aside, she also claims that, "They should just hold The
> Masters someplace else".
>
> Who the F is "they"?

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