Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Rabbi Joshua Hammerman Predicts That if Tebow Wins the Super Bowl, Emboldened Christians Will be Burning Mosques, Bashing Gays, and Indiscriminately Banishing Immigrants



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Rabbi Joshua Hammerman Predicts That if Tebow Wins the Super Bowl, Emboldened Christians Will be Burning Mosques, Bashing Gays, and Indiscriminately Banishing Immigrants

by doctorbulldog

It's libtarded morons like Rabbi Hammerman that give Jews a bad name:

My Tim Tebow Problem
Rabbi Joshua Hammerman - Jewish Week Online

I've got a Tim Tebow problem.

I want to root for the guy, but I'm afraid of what will happen if the hulky Denver Bronco quarterback continues to pull off what is fast becoming the Greatest Gridiron Story Ever Told.  Since taking over as starting quarterback earlier this season, the Heisman winning national champion from the University of Florida has been winning consistently and dramatically, in the final minutes of the game or overtime, relying on powerful legs rather than his infamously erratic arm and confounding skeptical fans along with the Bronco management, who, it is said, were hoping he would fail.

A poster boy of the Christian right, Tebow steadfastly thanks Jesus after every game and, while in college, often inscribed biblical messages on his eye paint. Homeschooled in Florida, this child of missionaries turned down his selection as a Playboy All American because it was, well, Playboy.  His trademark prayerful touchdown celebration (imagine Rodin's "Thinker" on bended knee, or your grandfather davening Tachanun with a football) has become a verb.  Google "tebowing" and you'll find 84 million hits, including lots of YouTube parodies. Tebow's mother, a Baptist missionary, became comatose during her pregnancy and was saved by drugs that nearly killed the fetus.  Doctors anticipated a stillbirth and recommended termination to protect her life, but Tim's mother refused to abort.  Trumpeting that decision, mother and son appeared in commercials for "Focus on the Family" during this past season's Super Bowl.

Now tiny Tim has grown and is on track to possibly appear in this season's Super Bowl – on the field – and that is what scares me.

In this country, nothing, not even God, is more popular than football.   Even in the wake of a summer long labor dispute, 23 of the 25 most watched TV programs this fall have been NFL games.  When you combine the religion that is football with the religion that is religion, the mix can be dangerously flammable.  The NFL ratings rise has been fueled in part by Tebow's legions of faithful followers, as well as by those simply curious to see how this implausible morality tale plays out.

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Into the middle of it all rides Tebow.  Absolutely confident that God is on his side, he comes across as a humbler version of the biblical Joseph, who, in this week's Torah portion, audaciously lays claim to being the Chosen One, and then goes out and proves it.  Tebow's sanctimonious God-talk has led even pious peers like Kurt Warner to suggest that he cool it. Joseph could have used the same coaching.

If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants.  While America has become more inclusive since Jerry Falwell's first political forays, a Tebow triumph could set those efforts back considerably.

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doctorbulldog | 13 December, 2011 at 9:51 pm | Categories: Insanity, Liberals, Religion, Sports | URL: http://wp.me/p1NPg-7tF

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