Fwd: *WhateverReturns* [RumblesAList] U.S. Patent 713444

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From: Bruce Majors
Date: Monday, September

 

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Title of the patent:  Internal Implement Allotropy Sexual Aid Utensil Universal-DISK
Abstract:  
This invention is inserted into the vagina of a female wearing it in the same way as a tampon length wise and pushing it into the vaginal cavity. Upon placement in the vagina, the invention blocks the entrance to the vagina, and exposes a resilient hollow receptacle tip covering a sharp circular projectile disk with a dimensional center hole covering the specimen cavity. The sharp projectiles will inflict a sharp non-lethal pain to head of the penis attempting to penetrate the vagina, and the dimensional center hole is designed to collect specimens when the head of the penis makes contact with the sharp circular projectile disk.

http://www.patentlysilly.com/patent.php?patID=7131444

Surprised this wasn't sold by Ronco on TV in the '70's.  
I guess "As Seen on TV" wouldn't work very well here.
Pepsiman


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