Re: Out of the mouths of children

Bless his heart!
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bless your heart

A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or
pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a
statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or
distasteful, socially acceptable.
Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?
Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last
ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a
black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you
wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.

On Aug 30, 12:30 am, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>    **   Bless his heart!
>  Last night on a plane back home from Dallas to Tyler, I was sitting with
> a friend I've known for many years, talking about church and a whole lot
> of political things. Being a US Congressman, Louie visits a lot of
> different churches in the area throughout the year and he told me of
> what happened in a local church on this past Easter that made me roll
> with laughter, to the point of tears.
> The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children
> to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had
> them sit around him.
> He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful.
> Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what
> the resurrection is?" One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor
> said "Please tell us what the resurrection is". The boy, proud that he
> knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting
> more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!" It took a solid 10
> minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter
> going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that boy's voice
> won't be.

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