The Medical Difference Between ‘Guts’ and Balls

New post on Fellowship of the Minds The Medical Difference Between 'Guts' and Balls by Dave Subject: Medical Tutorial 101 Distinction between Guts and Balls To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?? BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: You're next, Chubby. I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. -Dave  (h/t: My dear friend Robyn) Dave | June 7, 2012 at 5:29 pm | Categories: Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-eVK Comment    See all comments Unsubscribe or change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/the-medical-difference-between-guts-and-balls/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com

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