Re: Possibly the best bar joke ever

(I laughed.....)

 

 

On Fri, Apr 6, 2012 at 12:25 PM, plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> wrote:

an asian walks into a bar and tells the black bartender, 'give me a
jigger, nigger.'
the appalled black bartender grabs him and drags him over the bar,
puts an apron on him and says, 'stay right here.'
the black bartender walks out the door and then enters, walks up to
the bar and says, 'give me a drink, chink.'
the asain says, 'we no serve niggers.'

On Apr 5, 7:39 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
> *POSSIBLY THE BEST BAR JOKE EVER!
>
> A guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
> The robot says, "What will you have?"
> The guy says, "Martini."
> The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's
> your IQ?"
> The guy says, "168."
> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics' space exploration and
> medical technology.
>
> The guy leaves, but he is curious... So he goes back into the bar.
> The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
> The guy says, "Martini."
> Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,
> "What's your IQ?"
> The guy says, "100."
> The robot then starts to talk about Football, Budweiser and John Deere
> tractors.
>
> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
> one more time. He goes back into the bar.
> The robot says, "What will you have?"
> The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
> The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you
> voted for Obama?"*
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