Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Re: Terrible News for Oxycontin Rush Fatblob, Loses Longtime Sponsor

Stop the sluty lies, Little Keithie.

You are wrong again.

On Mar 6, 10:47 am, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Have ya'll noticed that far left socialist elitist extremists are so
> focused on attackking Rush Limbaugh, over comments regarding some daffy
> bitch who appeared before a congressional committee advocating that the
> American Public pay for her birth control needs; meanwhile,  the issues of
> the Obama Administration's mishandling of the economy; the Obama
> Administration's push for socialized medicine,  (when we cannot afford such
> a boondoggle);  the Obama Administration's push for higher fuel costs and
> the failure to approve the Keystone Pipeline,  amongst other pressing
> national and international concerns, are pushed aside, and not discussed.
>
> How convenient.
>
>
>
> On Tue, Mar 6, 2012 at 8:49 AM, Tommy News <tommysn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > 'We Are Terminating Our Relationship with Rush Limbaugh': Satan
> > Radio Host Loses Longtime Sponsor
>
> > COLUMBUS, OH (The Borowitz Report) – Embattled radio host Rush
> > Limbaugh suffered another major desertion today as he lost the support
> > of one of his longtime sponsors, Satan.
>
> > The usually reclusive Prince of Darkness announced his decision at a
> > hastily called press conference in Columbus, Ohio, his unofficial
> > headquarters on Earth.
>
> > "Due to remarks of his that we consider unacceptable, we are
> > terminating our relationship with Rush Limbaugh," Satan said in a
> > tersely worded statement.
>
> > According to one advisor to the Lord of Misrule, Satan had stuck by
> > the radio host as long as possible but after he called a young woman a
> > slut on the air Mr. Limbaugh had become "radioactive."
>
> > "After a certain point, the association with Rush became problematic
> > for Satan's public image," the aide said.  "We went through a similar
> > thing last year with Rupert Murdoch."
>
> > Advertisers continued abandoning Mr. Limbaugh's program in droves
> > today, including companies who had sponsored it for years, like the
> > online dating site NaziMingle.com™.
>
> > The only good news for Mr. Limbaugh today came from GOP presidential
> > candidate Mitt Romney, who offered this muted statement of support:
> > "Look, I wouldn't have chosen the words he did.  But it's not like he
> > called her a poor person or something."
>
> > More:
> > Borowitzreport.com
>
> > --
> > Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
> > Have a great day,
> > Tommy
>
> > --
> > Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
> > Have a great day,
> > Tommy
>
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