Friday, February 10, 2012

Humor: CRISCO..............

I thoought this would be about New Jersey Governor Chris Crisco when I
saw the subject line. It could apply to him if told by his wife. He
has pledged to veto the Marriage Equality bill. -T

CRISCO..............

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm
calling my wife. She's in here somewhere'

The clerk is astonished.

'Your wife's name is Crisco?'

The old guy answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call her that when we're
out in public'

'I see,' said the clerk.

'What do you call her at home?'

'Lard Ass.'

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Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
Have a great day,
Tommy

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Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
Have a great day,
Tommy

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