Re: So a guy goes into a bar

Pretty good mate :-)

The short(est) version:

Two guys walk into a bar...

...which is hard to believe cuz the second guy was a good ten feet
behind him.

Badda boom boom

Ok, yours is better

On Dec 9, 10:33 am, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> goes into a bar<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/so-a-guy-goes-into-...>by
> Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>
>
> <http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/robots-22.gif>
>
> Guy goes into a bar in Berwick,
> Louisiana<http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=29.6980555556,-91.2269444444&spn=0.1,0...>where
> there's a
> robot <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot>
> bartender<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartender>
> .
>
> The robot says, "What will you have?"
> The guy says, "Whiskey."
>
> The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your
> IQ<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient>
> ?"
> The guy says, "168, why?"
>
> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
> medical technology <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medical_technology>.
>
> The guy leaves, but he is curious...
> So he goes back into the bar.
> The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
>
> The guy says, "Whiskey."
>
> Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
> The guy says, "100."
>
> The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR <http://www.nascar.com/>,
> Budweiser <http://www.budweiser.com/>, the Saints and
> LSU Tigers <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LSU_Tigers>
>
> The guy leaves, but finds this all very interesting, so he thinks he
> will try
> it one more time.
>
> He goes back into the bar.
> The robot says, "What will you have?"
>
> The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his
> whiskey<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky>
> .
> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?
>
> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
>
> The robot leans in real close and whispers, "So, you  still happy
> with Barrack Obama<http://www.answers.com/topic/barack-obama#Gale_Contemporary_Black_Bio...>
> ?
>
> Ooo, that will leave a mark. :D
>
> ~Steve~                   * H/T Joseph*
>  *Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
> December 9, 2011 at 3:02 am | Tags: Barack
> Obama<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=barack-obama>,
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> quotient <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=intelligence-quotient>,
> LSU Tigers <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=lsu-tigers>, Medical
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> NASCAR <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/?tag=nascar>,
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