The GOP should endorse Obama!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Obama is So Re-elected!

The right wing should get on their knees and kiss Obama's feet! He
could have destroyed the Republican Party and demolished the
conservatives for good! But, he didn't, because he is a good man. He
could have taken on the Bush administration and put them on trial for
treason and war crimes! But, Barack was too focused on correcting and
reforming the nation's ills.
Like Clint Eastwood in his first Spaghetti Western, "A Fistful of
Dollars"--the Baxter family on the right, the Rejos family on the left
and Clint Eastwood in the middle--Obama is in the same predicament.
The right sees him as a Viet Cong and the left sees him as a flunky
for the corporate master. The right says the exact same thing about
Obama as the left said about Bush for eight years. They even use the
same rhetoric as the left did! There is one important difference: the
right makes money on "Obamaphobia." The right sells dehydrated food
to victims of the American dollar's drop to nothing. They sell
weapons so that good Americans can defend themselves against the
roving bands of socialist Muslims in the streets! They sell DVD's and
books to prophesize how the terrible left will take away your flat
screen T.V. or i-pod and put you in a communal farm! Of course, we
all know this is bull-crap.
The Republican candidates for this presidential cycle are a joke! If
they really wanted to give Obama a run for his money they would
nominate Hermann Cain for president. However, their one problem with
that? The Republicans want their country back, not their country
black.
So the Obama family will not be calling Mayflower movers for an
estimate. They will be living there for, at least, another four years--
unless something terrible happens.
I am curious about who Obama will pick for V.P.?

Surfing on acid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3Hu71RF6xw

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