27 Great reasons To be A man
1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You can open all your own jars.
5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group (hahahhaha).
7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
8. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
10. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
11. If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
14. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
15. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
16. Same work...more pay.
17. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
18. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
19. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
20. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
21. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
22. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
23. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
26. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
27. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife..
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You can open all your own jars.
5. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
6. You can go to the bathroom without a support group (hahahhaha).
7. You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
8. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
9. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
10. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
11. If you are 35 and single, nobody notices.
12. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
13. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.
14. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
15. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
16. Same work...more pay.
17. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
18. You don't mooch off other's desserts.
19. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
20. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
might become lifelong friends.
21. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
22. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
23. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
24. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
25. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
26. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
27. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife..
So be a man is excellent !!!!!!
Sorry females !!!!! No offence :P
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