Redneck Wedding

 

 

And a good time was had by all.

 

It All started out with me pickin up my blushin' bride in ma daddy's limo Down to the 7 Eleven when she got off work.  My pappy ran down to the Burger King to pick up some reception viddles.  I took my blushin' bride to a place where she could get dressed up and all.  My bride was having problems with a worked up stomach, if you know what I mean, So we had the preacher meet us at the outhouse for the ceremony.  Afterward, Pappy took a  picture of my bride by her new  tractor. It was a weddin' gift from our uncle.  Now that the ceremony was done, it was time to celebrate. Granny had the cooler all stocked up..  Bubba dragged out the grill.  Hubert brung his portable grill too. Cousin Lester went at roastin up some hotdogs.  Meanwhile everyone enjoyed some yard games.  We had lots a fun after the weddin at the big shindig... Fat Hattie tosses her hoss shoe pretty good. Cleetus wins at hoss shoes. Bobbin fer pigsfeet He gots himself a pigs foot! Clem lightin up the Barbeque Cusin Weeble and Lowside showin off their LTD restoration Billywayne brung his new huntin rifle at try out. Ol lady winnin the Budweiser pull! Some Ol ladys rasslin in the pond. Mama Hortense restin after rasslin in the pond.   Cousin Lemule is an ace at hoss shoes. Poppa Ray tried at get us some more fried chicken in town. Gennielee showin off her new boob job. Some of the fellas went water skiin'.  The Hatfield girls brought their guns, jest in case.  When all the fun was over, I  took my bride to our honeymoon suite.  After the honeymoon we moved  To our beautiful waterfront condo.  Married life is good!     No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 10.0.1153 / Virus Database: 426/3275 - Release Date: 11/23/10 __________ Information from ESET NOD32 Antivirus, version of virus signature database 5657 (20101129) __________ The message was checked by ESET NOD32 Antivirus. http://www.eset.com/

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