Don 't have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I
can fix that!
New TV too big for the old
cabinet? I can fix that!
No bottle opener? I can fix
that!
Room too dark using compact
fluorescents? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I
can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can
fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS? I
can fix that!
No ice chest? I can
fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen? I
can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain? I
can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out? I
can fix that!
WTF?
Display rack falling over? I
can fix that!
Tires worm out? I fixed that. Might be a little hard to steer.
Desk overloaded? I can fix
that!
Car can't be ordered with the "Woody"
option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I
can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the
laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
No skate park in town? I can
fix that!
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