California vs Texas

 

 

 

Subject: California vs Texas

 

California

 

Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

 

 

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

 

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

 

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

 

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

 

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

 

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

 

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

 

#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

 

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

 

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.

 

Texas

 

Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.

 


#2  Any wonder why California is broke????