Male or Female

 

This is cute             Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:     FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.       PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.       TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated       HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.   SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.   WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.   TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.   EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.   HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.   THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.     New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, theMinneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota .       Send this to all the women you care about...and to any men who appreciate a good laugh !

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