Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Fwd: Fat Crat Here!



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From: S L
Date: Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Subject: Fat Crat Here!
To: p7nkk-3236610986@pers.craigslist.org


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Indeed, I work as a political consultant for the Democratic empire, charging exorbitant hourly rates to write fundraising messaging to strip ever-more dollars from the middle class to pad the coffers of myself and my effete liberal colleagues. I never miss an opportunity to extoll the virtues of Barack Hussein, high-speed trains, dense urban development, and punitively high top marginal tax rates. Oh, and did I mention that anything you say about welfare reform is automatically racist and therefore invalid? Because it is.
Clearly I deserve to be punished for my near-communist views on society and my rampant desire to defraud the hardworking John Galt-esque industrialists of their hard-won spoils. Beat me as I confess my love of the EPA, quantitative easing, and Jeremiah Wright. I deserve it. 
I'm 29, WM, 6'1, 220, brown hair/eyes, glasses, trimmed beard, with the quintessential academic/lefty Holier Than Thou look. I'm also perfectly capable of carrying on a conversation about macroeconomics while in severe pain. I think you'll enjoy teaching me a lesson.
Hope to hear from you soon, Ayn. A is A, after all...
-S
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