playing like they want to lately, and so they decide that it might be
an idea if they took private lessons.
The husband is the first one to have a lesson.
After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, "No no, no,
you're gripping the club way too hard!"
"Well, what should I do?" the man asks.
"You need to hold the club gently," the golf pro replied. "Hold the
club just like you would hold your wife's breast."
So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a
swing, and KERPOW! He hits the ball and it flies almost 300 yards
straight up the fairway.
The man is delightd, and goes back to his wife with the good news.
His wife can't wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very
next day.
The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard."
"What can I do?" asks the wife meekly.
"You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold hold your
husband's willie".
The wife listens very carefully to the instructor's advice, then takes
a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, landing
about 15 feet from where she stood.
"That was great," the instructor says with a straight face. "Now, take
the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to!"
On Apr 5, 10:22 am, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/> Golf
> Joke<http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/04/05/golf-joke/>by
> Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>
>
> A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of
> golfballs
> and sat down next to a beautiful--you guessed
> it--blonde<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond>
> .
>
> The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
> Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf
> balls<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golf_ball>
> ."
>
> The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply
> about what he had said.
> After several minutes, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she
> asked,
> *"Does it hurt as much as tennis
> elbow<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_elbow>
> ?*"
>
> *~Steve~ H/T LTG friend Charlotte.*
> *Steve <http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
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