Thursday, March 8, 2012

Re: Digest for politicalforum@googlegroups.com - 25 Messages in 19 Topics

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Hunting & Politics : Equal Supports -II

"Old donkeys do not learn languages." Equivalent to: "You can't teach an old dog new tricks."  - Portuguese proverb

Highest compliments to Nadeem Malik and Awaz.com for their excellent program Amy VP A. B. C. Inc protests , why n't highest compliments to Vena Malik ? Has she looted over Rs 7 trillions and $ 25 millions ? Has she made over 2.5 millions jobless by closing over 4000 industrial units ? Has she seriouly violated humen rights of violating merits not givng any jobs to youth. Has she given any ethnic division of country into 10 parts saying that it is not a question of adminstrative unit but cuntry must be divided on ethnic based . Court has to take judicial notice . Most honest man a non Muslim stabed to death a redarea agent BHURWA was ging back money of a prosetute Muslim girl that he forced her to save say Sadat Hassan Minto. May we request that please donot try to compare respectable donkeys or faithful dogs in the . We have our own proverbs given in part2

Part-2

            Technical skills are key to success and men without skills are like Ass" Punjabi Adverb "

" Blind women is lieing in Pakistan " , an excellent candidate repling all question on US , EU had takken lot of time thinking in mother tung , translating it in Urdu and then cooverting it in Pakistani English when interviewr had asked him , " What is happening in Pakistan.

" You can reply in mother tounge , I understand all local languages" , Interviewer said.

k= khapia ( wanted) , "daro k  ( medicine finished) both in Sindhi , " magha na k ( madnes) in KP hindco , Punjabi k ( pits dangerous for survival or hidden pits) , another k in Pothohari ( bioling ). English is so simple ( my head is eating circles , why Julia objected  " I am feeling giddy" , candidate finally came out with direct reply.

"Sir , Pakistan bitch ani paie eha " , the candidate relplied. " bitch is serious violation of dog's rites if you mean she dog" , Julia yelled . " No ,no this bitch is other bitch , Part-3

Part-3 " The corruption is mother of all evil" Unknown Friend

Julia was highly surprized why it is another bitch , if you have read "Brother Lie Down" Pakistani English , A Nawab travelling to Canada with his "Lota"  "What is this" , Migration officer pionted toward "Lota" . " water pump Sir" , Nawab replied. Amy gave a hell to Julia , " He says he would share bed with my husband , " brother lie down ,a fuuniest activity , he kicks my she dods and argues that she is bitch , I have just called him to teach dating"

 Ana was travelling with her husband with her she dog jeol , her husband Jo was on the birth. Ana refused Nawab to sit with joel. " Throw the bitch outside the train" , said Jo.

Nawab picked up joel and threw her outside. " Oh , no , the other one I meant" , Jo said

Julia , in our oldest stone age culture 0.5 million old Sowan Valley – ancient Suma , Donkey is honourable title for husbands though they used "dhakawala Mr Swine for most of them

Part-4

"Never trust even husband of your mother in your private money matters"  Taro who lost her faather with new mother and lost her husband to his new wife.

No name calling was allowed in Sowan Culture before 1970s. Julia's grandmother was searching her husband Mukhan . She pionted in mud jar showing floating butter. Have you seen who is floating (meaning Mukhan). Ana 's grand mother never had a problem tracing Bota Khan , she just asked , Have you seen – pionted to any  tree (Bota in local). With compliments to our hero Mushtaq Yousfi " ghadai ki wapsi" call it RA(Romeo Ass) and  MW (Maia Watii )d/o Moti Lal engaged to RA may be called Juliet . Every one accepts Ass as his father in case of neeed but Moti Lal had adopted RA as son in law

RA : Juliet , Your father has given Ok but you have to spend life with me , I am RA with 4 legs , you must reconsider

 

Part-5

It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.  Friedrich Schiller

MW . " It is setlled issue by all , husband has to be like that , what happened to $ 25 million acount and Nadra Card.

RA. " Sir, put your thumb impression on this form, we have opend your acount" , Bank Manager came running a bag of carrots on his arm ( putihi –feed for Ass ), he had ordered to beat me out of bank when I ,first time  entered , what the hell this Ass is doing in the bank.

Ass have 'khurs' no thumbs I answered

Manager " Excellency even a an impression of tail would do , question of $ 25 million accout Sir,

Part-6 "The scientists split the atom; now the atom is splitting us: Quentin Reynolds

 The courts would not allow any witness , any evidence  on the proved , assumed proved  and conclusive proved facts to be proved wrong but would take judicial notice. Dismissing Allaha as Superior , Superior Law Quran & Sharia , immunity on what was not even been granted to Khatoon i- Junat , Prophet PBUH said. , calling coruption as rite , calling NRO as Mesaq-i- Madina , the special compliment to Full Bench by Ehtizaz, Asima , Kurd , & others , giving statements for ethnic destruction of nation in 10 parts , not orgnizational units but 10 parts . It might have other meanings but public must get back $ 1.63 T and over Rs 200 T looted money. We have a case of Rs 200 T

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Eva with film of present, past and future VP Control Dest TPI Inc. and PS to Mac President has very interesting hunting tips for hunters of wild animals though now found in Corruption Houses. Mac had ignored warning lights by camel riders and all the hunting team was silent. Deer has stopped watching the lights of pick up and distance was roughly over 50 yards. Mac had fired thousands of shots and never missed a bullet. He left the hunt and ordered his driver to move toward right on the sand track on which the lights of jeep were visible. Hunting team was highly disappointed on this worst decision of leaving the hunt after wasting over an hour tracking the deer. We asked Sony , mind reader and expert on calling spirits APS to Mac to read the mind of her friend who had taken worst decision to leave the hunt and now he has to pay fine to treat all of us. Mac had gone to meet border incharge who had come on a jeep. 

Sony: We were encircled by camel riders though we ignored them and now jeep had blocked our way forward. Deer in any case had to be their property if hunted but he may be she with baby in her belly thought Mac. Tracking the deer coming within 50 yards with complete silence by the team has completed the fun of hunting was another thought in his mind though he has to pay out of his pocket or he has to hunt over dozen birds for the team. 

"What the hell is going on Sir, you should have given us a ring to give you the guide" , Said Incharge.

" Sir,  We have given you warning lights from both side but you ignored " , Camer rider have reached

" Sir , you had been across the border since long, thanks God, you have been saved being a stae guest " , post incharge had also joined. 

" My regret and appologies for all this non-sense and specially studip thought of leaving the hunt thinking that , chance of female deer with a baby can n,t be ruled out, I would pay if you can arrange some beef or meat or fish" , Mac said. " I did popose to get a guide and guidence from local experts but our friend here thougt iit useless" , he added

" What the hell is wrong with South Asian hunters of vultures , swines, crocodiles , nothing is coming out of an accountability, are they all females with a baby in the belly" , Clara SVP control desk protested

Sonia : we have got hold of many criminal daring to steal the purses.

Clara , So Sciller has followers in Corruption Houses but corrupts are allways look like female hunt with a baby in the belly hence no one was ever hunted

It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.  Friedrich Schiller

 

This is the way of peace: Overcome evil with good, and falsehood with truth, and hatred with love. Peace Pilgrim

(1908-1981)

My highest compliments to Nadeem Malik and all contributors for this wonderful program though public is still getting nothing from our terrorist and killer coruption gangs sponsored by hired killer police and revenue department terrorists. An awrd of 6 million is available on my 50 years research work. Thugs Clerk Constable selfmade Numberdar

is one killing gang of Revenue and police killers with full evidence of serious violation of humen rights , frauds , cheating , fake and false documents. Proved , assumed proved and conclusive proved facts have to be accepted by the courts and they would not allow any evidence and witnesses to be presented to prove them wrong but they would take Judicial notice. The burdon of proof lies with Thugs and land mafia. Quran & Sharia is a superior Law and no procedure of killing all legal heirs and witness being adopted by killer of 30000 and looter of Rs 200 Trillions , the Board of Revenue , NRB, NRO approval criminals and Revenue Terrorist and hired killer police can reject Quran and Law of Sharia. Powerful vital press &Media must play its role to screw  NAB , Mutisib, Audit, Anti Corruption, Special police , FIA , CIA and nora Khushti PAC to get serious vilolation of humen rites and killing of legal heirs and witnessses by Qabza mafia like this gang of killers. Petition 14 of 16/1/2010 launched IP, RPO, CPO, Commissioner, DCO , Director Anti Corruption , SHO Anti Corruption Rawalpindi , AC Gujar Khan , SHO Police Station Jatli Gujar Khan after over 75 petitions since 2/6/2006 when invention of 7th grandfather , 6 additional grand mothers , 6 adional father & grandfathers invented by ex PTCL Clerk Ghafur Thug gang demanding 30 canals out of distribution of 5 canals mutation 290 of 2005 of my aunt Fazlian in which they were not even legal heirs , revenue kilers had goiven them 356 canals of my lands and everything theey had to kill all witesses , all legal heirs anddeclare that everything has been finished by DC vide his order no 138/HC of 1/3/07. Gujar Khan revenue killers donot accept women as legal heirs and life and  death is in their hands . Dead in 1904 have become with new names and legal heirs have been made dead on their record. Please help voiceless widows , orghans , poors who have lost their lands to revenue kilers.

 

Solution to All Problems :Ending Terrorism

50 Years Research Work : Serious Violation of human rights proved through ecomomic indicators, inflation, unemployment, energy crisis and terrorism/crimes requires no further proofs. The courts have to take judical notice on proved , issued proved and conclusive proved facts under Evidence Act. Taking judice notice of Corruption ( Al Quran ; Subject of Quran by Zahid Malik) .

The corruption include bribery, dacoity, dissen and couple it with analogy

Supreme : Allaha is Soverign , Superior : Muhammad is his Prophet PBUM , late President Faiz ul Islam Qazi Saghir ul Haq had defined it best , the silent is Quran and if it speaks it is Sharia. The superior is Law

Corruption , corruption serial 1 to serial 15 is vital issue generating all problems

"The left behing would join the booty , and would not hesitate to change the verdict of Allaha , Soverign, they would only listen what they like , they are deaf, dumb and blinds"

We must start an accountability and rule of Law curbing all side issues being generated since last 4 years to digest corruption of $ 1.63, Rs 260 trillions by Law breakers. No immunity to any one in Law including Quran & Sharia, UNO Charter , International laws , established humen rights. Law . Consitution is secondry issue required to implement laws. Law Ministry under consituional head head The President have to extend full respect and obey superior Judiciary the only authority on intrepretation of Law though they are also only authority on interpretation of consitution and Acts passed by parliament established under consitution that may not be written as in UK or may not be required as in 79 countries out 195 though democracies use consitution to implement Laws. Generating side issues on breaking the countries in 10 pieces and generating very serious issue in Balachistan though based on 250 lies is worst . 

Terrorist Gang in Gujarkhan & Rawalpindi

The corruption of Rs 200 Trillions , Killing of 30000 by Board of Revenue , NAB, Revenue, Police , Q , by destroying DC sytem alongwith all Laws since 2005 , burning 1904 records , changing Lathas , and opening declaring

ex PTCl revenue clerk claiming grade 17 reveenue officer assuming DC Rawalpindi appointing half dozen new gradmothers, new grand fathers , new fathers  innovating letter no 138/HC of 138 of 1/3/07 at the name of ex DDOR Ibrahim Junaid, ex Tehsildar Tariq  Mialik not known to them rejected by Colector Asif Qureshi declares represnting killer of 577 , 871 dacoties , 18 terrorist attacks looting of Rs 44 billions Inspector IFtikhar Chaudhry Naqdi Moharara , Abrar Chaudhry his cousin ex Nazim Jattli, Javid Ashraf brother of Pervaiz Ashraf, Naib Tehsidar Chaudhry Nasir Gujar Khan , Jamil Mirza DSP Gujar Khan Advocate Raja Amin, Advocate /ex Nazim Raja Navid and Self made Numberdar Constable Aziz Naib Naqdi Moharar Chief of one 4 Thug Gangs uncle of Nosarbaz Thug Ghafur

DC has abolished Quran , Sharia, Consitution 189 & 201, Land Revenue Act 1967 , all decsions PLD by superior courts , all legal & heir rites of Ladies , all mututions /share on record have ben abolished and Laws have been abolished , they are just books having no value though they might have some value if attested by Numberdar and here Numberdar means selfmad numberdar Thugs , dacoits , cheats , frauds criminals.

Saima Younis So to EDOR Jamal Mustafa Rawalpindi in Februrary 2006 when ghafur apponited 7th grandfather mutation 290 of 2005 of his grand mother 5 canal wwhere he is not legal heirs gives the gang 350 Canals of 3 crippled ladies survival out of 9 & now  only one left , all houses , belongings and every thing because asumed DC Saima dclared " All Laws in Pakistan are wrong "

" We donot accept any laws and any courts , we have entered all legal heirs as dead and after 30 years it can't be changed." Naib Tehsildar entered 8 mutations at bribe of 8000 Mutations 3234 -3243 of 2007 already existing mutations , hibas and registries were abolished. Got huge brige from Thug Ghafur and Gang and issued killing /terrorist contract of all legal heirs & witnesses. The courts are best killer of witnesses / legal heirs and Lawyer of one party have to appear , you have no choice of Liars in Gujar Khan.

The petion no 14 of 16/2011 launched toIG, RPO, CPO, Commissioner, DCO, Director Anti Corruption , SHO Anti Corruption Rawalpindi , AC , Tehsildar , SHO Jattli had the same fate of 85 petitonts since 2/2/2006  , just one reply by additional commisioner addressed at fake adres has reached on 17/2/2012.

Response is increasing killing attack using magic, arsenic piosionng through magic making us unable to move or travel. ,spedy killing of all witnesses and legal heirs and ordering Thugs to occupy lands , houses and theft of everything.

AC Gujar Khan hhas again bee requested to at least answer at following addresss

Engr. N.A. Chaudhry , H-131, St- 4 Mubarik Lane , Adiala Road Rawalpindi

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Hunting & Politics:  Equal Supports

"It is good thing to have two ways of looking at the subject and to admit that there are two ways of looking at it "James C. Maxwell

"Peter take over controls , I would have a cup of coffi , bit of love to airhostess and then , I would sleep" Pilot's conversation of heard in the aeroplane ,the sound system was left on by mistake. The airhostess ran from back of the plane to switch of the system and struck against an senior citizen. " Ms , no hurry , he would 1st take a cup of coffee" , Citizen said " Compliments to humourous writer Colonel M. Khan

" Mr. P listen to me" , Nic my friend was calling some one . I kept on walking because I had never been Mr. P

I had been , Dr., Sufi, Nazeer, Professor, Chaudhry, Tony Director my own CIA, General Macarthur Commanding NATO Forces , Mac President TPI Inc. with 8 caps on my head . I might had been Prince as decendent of ex Governor Oadh Malik Bat Khan later Habit Khan 9 generation earlier but no one knew about 7th treasure till that time when my friend was calling some one. " He is calling you" , Sony came to stop me. We had taken oneweek leave to enjoy free flying on helicopter scanning all most all area of Indus Civilization.

"Are you not Mr. P , simple person,  why you were not listening to me." , Nic  said

Sonia VP Crook Dog Crakers Inc voluntered to explain. Excellencies flying in helicopters : VVIP are like hunting dogs and both get a straight bullet in their heads the moment they bark. VIPs Minsters and advisors are just like Bullterors ; the fighting dogs very costly in feed though the run away when left for fighting , the useless lot. Ips are very cunning shroude and clever bureaucrates , officials like German Sheferds trained on specific hunts. Lower staff has multiple usage OSD s like street dogs just Ms/Mr P ."

" I hope being operational engineer for two provinces and getting a chance of areial huntting you had to be told simple and clear that you remain as Mr. P" , Julia thanked Nic on my behalf.

Before going for hunting we have a political support in new fashion for new comers

Updated Solution of All Problems-1

It is criminal to steal a purse, daring to steal a fortune, a mark of greatness to steal a crown. The blame diminishes as the guilt increases.  Friedrich Schiller

The first major problem set serial 1 to 15 is corruption, corruption and corruption. The moderation may be used on criticism but we must start an accountibility at all level and we must try to reduce our non development expences.

Eva : Black and Yellow , stop embracing , shake hands and box

Jena VP M Ali Free Boxing Punches Inc. is join us from Venzevela sponsoring Nura Boxing in South Asia

Black Corner :Killer of BB : $ 25m , Rs 7 T each , Crown stelers ; DBA Double Bad All , DRM Double Ruing All , RPA Regional Priates Associates, 128 mosad & FBI under chief Amy VP A B Ch. Inc ( Ali Baba Chales Chor) Polluted Pirates Pehinda Puhlewan 10 agents total $ 1.63 t & Rs 260 T purchased country at $ 25 m & 7% votes purchased at Rs 5 b out of $ 82 billions IPP corruption , ,

Yellow Corner : Fortune Stealers Paka Mukmuka Nura Lance Corruption over 473 is $ 9  

Well done Yellow , Black is the Winner 

Eva : Welcome Vena Malik invited as Chief guest to award Oscar to Double Bad All for destruction of judicial system. Consitution deestroyers have already been awarded to killers

Zona : Ema VP Hitlers Back Bullets Inc is joing us from Franfurt to sponsor Nura Khusti in South Asia . Killer of 30000 the outlaws and public killers Board of Revenue , NRB , Revenue , hired killer police 8883 NRO Terrorists  Rs 200 Trillion are sponsors

 

Red Corner : Purse stealers Mush & Pirates Money Landers Quails 25 criminal $0.7 trillion,

Gren Corner : Murders Quick Money under chief with 50,000 Raw agents , 15 terorist corruption $ 0.47 trillion , Board of Revenue , NRB , Revenue , hired killer police Corruption Rs 200 Trillion , Quails fortune seekers

Ema , Weldone red , the Green is Winner , Rema would be joining to give Oscar to greens 

 This criticism based on facts and research of 50 years is for protection of humen rights though taken as open war against corruption network giving back over 30 killing attacksthe .Criticism is the greatest tool to achieve many objectives though not liked by many. Avoid this tool for kids , they repeat what they observe. If you want to improve yourself , you must invite criticism from neutral unkhown persons such as persons spending sometime during traveling or other such activities. The criticism by friends might be their concrn for you as your wife might criticise just getting attention may not be meaning anything. Enemies use this affective tool to achieve certain negative objectives. Pakistan has great potential for investments in alternative energy and many other fields .We must join toghter to offer protection of investors interest and protection of global trading routes. Law & Consitution  have to be clealy defined .  Pakistani Working outside Pakistan have made greatest contributions . My highest compliments to them. Our embassies have played zero role as I observed as researcher and journalist.Supreme is one and only one authority law giver the creator and supreme are laws of Sharia , UN Charter same as last Khutba , universal Laws and natural laws having nothing to do with consitution. Country might have a parliament or congress or body to implement Laws and country might have a written consitution or like UK no written consituion. An accountibility of corruption network is vital for ending terrorism with a view to establish global peace.

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Global Peace Mega Project: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/4/global-peace-mega-project/

TPI has offered over 0.5 million free predicted solutions at all levels. Integrated solution based on Borderland Sciences, cryptanalysis, forecasting techniques Delphi, Scenarios and multi scenarios, war gaming and other spiritual techniques. We attach no claim with free predicted solutions. Error correction techniques and analysis may be carried out by users.

An analysis might be carried out if I can be of any use for establishing global peace by ending terrorism. I have been subjected to over 30 killing attacks, killing of over 10 members of my family and losses in millions. I have given details at petitions at Care-2, Peace pink, yahoo and other comments. Mega project research work aimed at establishing peace and security at global level by ending terrorism. I desire global board of directors sponsored by UNO to come forward for benefits of all.

I offer 1st decryption of Harappan Scripts in a century; the decrypted secrets not yet published have solution to many problems. The strategic location of Pakistan offer global trading of $ 7.5 billion per year to global community, oil and gas trading of over $ 15 trillions. I have been trained by over 250 foreign telecomm firms; I had lot of interaction with my friends from many countries as class fellows, R&D Engineer at Research Establishment, visit to Thailand, Ministry of Interior Saudi Arabia Border Guards, as operational engineer, as Zonal Manager of NGO and service in the army. I have given lot of material at Internet. My friends , colleagues , group members and others can carry out an analysis of mega project including integrated energy , renewable energy , befouls , safety and security of global trading, safe train link, herbal foods , new employments , new concepts in housing , overhauling of education systems , innovations and integration of new global technologies and many others.. We must establish an accountability system to stop official terrorists and corrupt gangs failing all the global projects. 

Mega Project: Problems in offering Global Solutions

The establishment of global peace and stability by ending terrorism has been delayed due to 30 killing attacks on me, killing of 10 members of my family, loss in millions, terrorists attack on 3 sick and crippled women of 3 families, 11 of witnesses and me. Petitions have been registered. May I request global peace lovers to sign the petitions; they may not display their names.

Ending Terrorism: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/ending-terrorism/

Cracking of Killing Mafia & Destruction of Evidence:   http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/cracking-of-killing-mafia-protection-of-evidence/

Cracking of Terrorist Gang: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/cracking-of-terrorists-gang/

New Killing Technologies: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/end-to-innovative-killing-technologies/

Global Protection of Records: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/proof-against-actual-terrorists/

Terrorist Gangs: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/cracking-of-terrorists-gang/

Protect yourself: http://www.thepetitionsite.com/7/protect-yourself/

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Research Interests Nazeer 's fundamental research is on discovering and understanding the problems and offering free solutions by forecasting/prediction through economic, social, organizational and technical interactions and techniques evolved through TPI Inc. Over 0.5 million free solutions have been offered at all level but aim of ending terrorism, corruption and prevention of fraud at any level has yet to achieve. Research Projects • Research in any field that can give protection to mankind from fraud, terrorism and human right protection. • Ethno-archaeological Model on Harappan Ciphers: Decryption of Harappan Cipher is over 30 years research project, the 1st successful cryptanalysis in the century • Axiomatic Education Strategy for 21st Century • Prevention of Fraud: Nazeer and his wife Hamida are heir to the lands & property of about 7 families hence an effort underground had been going on for killing of every member of this family. It is very interesting research work scanning the centuries how people slaughter others to become landlords by using fraud and terrorism. • Security and public policy was forced on Nazeer to accept almost all responsibilities in Home County being heir to 7 people. He suffered over 30 killing attacks, killing of 10 members of his family by the snakes brought up by them; the relatives of his step mother.

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[Edit] Education

B.Sc. Telecomm Engineering, B Sc Honors, Technical Graduate NUST-EME, LLB, PEC, MIE Pak, IEEEP, IEEE, IEEE Computer Society, IEEE- ISST 

MBA , M. Phil. Electronics Engineering , MA , Cryptology NUST-MCS , Arabic AIOU ,  Ph D Total Technology approved researcher Bradford

  • B.Sc. (Telecomm. Engineering), Member:PEC,IEEE &Computer Society IEEE USA MIE (Pak.)
  • M.B.A. Preston Univ.  1995 , M.A.( Political Science), B.Sc. (Honors War Studies), L.L.B. , Arabic Diploma AIOU Islamabad
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Total Technology at University of Bradford UK approved researcher in since 1995. M Phil at MUET was accepted for credit in Ph.D. Second part M.B.A completed from Preston University USA, Courses /research/ 15 years experience/foreign firm training from 250 firms as R&D engineer in cryptographic security completed. Member PEC , TSO graduate from NUST Campus ,Advance Cryptology Course , Refresher Cryptology Course from NUST
  • M. Phil. (Electronics Engineering,) Cryptology (NUST), Technical Staff Course (NUST,, Ph.D. (Electrical/Electronics Engineering) approved researcher at Uni. of Bradford U.K. Masters of Science and M Phil at MUET Jamshoro Pakistan was got transferred for PhD
  • M.B.A. from Preston University USA from Islamabad Campus getting 98 % in MIS, Organizational Communication and International Marketing subjects. (98 % marks in Information Theory in Advance Cryptology NUST Campus. M.A. (Political Science) from Sindh Uni.

[edit] Experience

  • 1996-1997 Telecommunication Engineers at Ministry of Interior Saudi Arabia Border Guards
  • 1978- 1994 Telecommunication Engineer in Sindh and Baluchistan Provinces , Technical Staff Course , Research & Development Engineer at Signals Research Establishment . Telecommunication Engineer and Communication officer in Army 1972-1994
  • Teaching: Teaching Assistant and teaching staff for science and technology subjects at Higher Secondary School, Signal Training Center, Computer Clubs, Divisional Battle School NUST Campus MCS, National Institute of Computer Sciences
  • Administration: Zonal Manager Hamdard Laboratories Rawalpindi Zone (1998-1999). 24 years experience in Pakistan Army
  • Training: Training by foreign Telecom firms from USA, UK, Canada, China, France, Germany, Japan, South Korea, Norway, Sweden and many other countries as R&D Engineer.

Computers: Student Member IEEE USA (1994-95), Manager Army Computer Clubs at Okara and Hyderabad, Teaching Staff National Institute of Computer Sciences Rawalpindi (1995)

  • Engineering: Student Member IEEE USA (1994-1997), Telecommunication Member Pakistan Engineering Council, Member Institute of Electrical Engineers Pakistan

[edit] Research Work

Decryption of Indus Valley Scripts has been my  research work since last 30 years .This is 1st successful decryption in a century. Dani had confirmed the decryption in 2005 though 1st script was decrypted in 1995 when Secure MIS high security high compression book draft was approved by Artech House USA and Dorrance Publishers USA approved the draft for publication both books not yet published. Rolex Award also approved the research for an award.

B.B. Lal , Russian Professors , and US Scholars Farmer , Sprout , Fair Service, Mark , Durani , F.A. Khan, Mughal and many conclusions of the decryption supported by many other scholars through their written work.

  • In 2004, Steve Farmer published, The Collapse of the Indus-Script Thesis: The Myth of a Literate Harappan Civilization, arguing that the Indus valley figures are merely a non-structured symbol system and do not represent a full language.
  • In ancient cryptography used by Egyptians or code & ciphers used by lovers, diarists and underworld people, you don't require full language. As a kid, he had just a chance by compulsion to evolve coded language and a writing system to be read by kid girls who could just read Arabic without understanding it.
  • All most all the population counted as the people of Indus Valley counted. He was 1st student to qualify Matric (O level) in 1968 and taught new science syllabus to his class as volunteer teacher because his science teacher declined to teach the syllabus unless he had undergone a course.
  • He had over 50 of teacher's 1st &2nd World War soldiers and there were few who had been living in the jungle. His county of 7 treasures in oldest Stone Age culture got electricity in 1990.They used ancient agricultural tools and animal transport like camels, horses, donkeys, bulls and buffalos were used.

[edit] Projects

  • Large number of Design and modification projects in Telecommunication Engineering and Cryptology
  • Research in any field that can give protection to mankind from fraud, terrorism and human right protection.
  1. Ethno-archaeological Model on Harappan Ciphers : Decryption of Harappan Cipher is over 30 years research project the 1st successful cryptanalysis in the century
  • Axiomatic Education Strategy for 21st Century
  • Prevention of Fraud: Nazeer and his wife Hamida is heir to the lands & property of 3 families hence an effort underground had been going on for killing of every member of this family. It is very interesting research work scanning the centuries how people slaughter others to become landlords by using fraud and terrorism
  • Security and public policy was forced on Nazeer to accept almost all responsibilities in Home County being heir to 7 people.
  • Codes and Ciphers: Evolution of Coded Language based on Harappan Scripts
  • Codes and Ciphers: Evolution of Written Script based on Harappan Scripts
  • VHF /UHF/ HF Radio Systems : Modification of Antenna Systems , Connection of Exchanges and working on exchanges
  • Design & Development of 1st Cable TV Networking System in Pakistan on Vsat in 1992
  • Design & Development of EW System
  • Design & Development of Maintenance Free Exchange for Desert Working
  • Design & Development of Secrecy Electronics Communication System
  • Cryptology : Design of High Security High Compression System
  • Design & Development of Exchange for Nuclear Warfare
  • Design & Development of Battery Charging and Lighting System on Wind Energy
  • Design & Development of Energy Saying System
  • Decryption of Moenjodaro Scripts
  • Decryption of Matured Harappan Scripts
  • Herbal Medicine : Medicated Foods and Treatment of Cancer
  • Herbal Medicine : New Treatment for Asthma
  • Evolution of Recycling Technologies for Low Cost Housing
  • Evolution of Integrated Technologies for Energy Crisis

[edit] Publications:

  1. Decryption of Moenjodaro Scripts approved in 1995 based on the Thesis: Integration of TCP/IP Protocol Suites with Cryptographic Security approved Ph. D. Electrical & Electronics Engg.) In Total Technology thesis at University of Bradford U.K. Not yet published.
  2. Nazeer Ahmad , Secure MIS book draft sent to Artic House Norwood
  3. Nazeer Ahmad, Secure MIS in Business Communication, Research Paper in MIS.
  4. Nazeer Ahmad ,Protection of Radio Tele-printing Circuits, The Qasid Magazine ,Military College of Signals , NUST Campus Rawalpindi, 1987,pp 25-29
  5. Nazeer A. Chaudhry ,Protection of Speech and Data Communication Circuits , The Qasid Magazine ,Military College of Signals , NUST Campus Rawalpindi, 1988,pp 52-56
  6. Nazeer Ahmad ,Neo-Communication Security Environments, The Qasid Magazine ,Military College of Signals , NUST Campus Rawalpindi, 1990,pp 25-29
  7. Nazeer Ahmad Chaudhry ,Communication Systems , MS Thesis MUET Jamshoro 1990-1992,
  8. N. A. Chaudhry , Protection of Electronics & Electrical Equipment, The Hilal Magazine , ISPR Publication , volume 22 , 22-29 December 1994
  9. N. A. Chaudhry , Tele-computers and Security Beyond Year 2000, The Hilal Magazine , ISPR Publication , January 1995
  10. N. A. Chaudhry , Tele-computers and Security Beyond Year 2000, The Qasid Magazine ,Military College of Signals , NUST Campus Rawalpindi, 1994
  11. N. A. Chaudhry , Tactical Nuclear Operations : Indian Option for 21st Century, Pakistan Defense Review, Volume 6, 1994, pp 80-92
  12. N. A. Chaudhry , Integrated National Defense , Pakistan Army Green Book, 1991, pp343-346
  13. N. A. Chaudhry , Safety Equipment for Nuclear Operations , T.S.O. Research Paper , E.M.E. College NUST Campus Rawalpindi, 1985
  14. Nazeer Ahmad. Chaudhry , Pre- Evolution History Corps of Signals 1847-1947, SRC Publishers Hyderabad, 1992
  15. Nazeer Ahmad. Chaudhry, Design and Development of Secrecy Electronics Communication System, M. Phil. ( Electronics Engg. ) thesis at MUET Jamshoro, 1993-1995
  16. Nazeer Ahmad. Chaudhry , Electronics Warfare Doctrine Under Hostile Environments , Pakistan Army Green Book, 1991, pp 287-290
  17. Nazeer A. , Cryptographic and Computer Security , The Hilal Magazine ,19 January 1995
  18. N. A. Chaudhry ,Evolution of Codes and Ciphers , The Hilal Magazine ,8 February 1995
  19. N. A. Chaudhry , Cryptographic Security Systems , The Hilal Magazine , 15 December 1994
  20. N. A. Chaudhry , Protection of Electronics & Electrical Equipment, The Hilal Magazine , ISPR Publication , volume 22 , 22-29 December 1994
  21. N. A. Chaudhry , Axiomatic Educational Strategy for 21st Century , Research Paper presented at IEEEP Lahore ,1995 and published in local press
  22. Nazeer Ahmad , Quality Education , Pakistan Observer Daily, 18 November 1998
  23. Nazir Ahmad Chaudhry, Education System & National Development , The Jung Daily, 6 February 1995
  24. Nazeer Ahmad, Legal Settlement of Kashmir Problem , Pakistan Army Journal , U.N. and Kashmir Issue , Pakistan Observer Daily, 15 November 1994
  25. Nazeer Chaudhry , Islamic Requirements of Justice System, , Daily Markaz, 22 February1998
  26. Nazeer Chaudhry , Islamic System of Saudi Arabia , Daily Markaz, 8 September 1998 Islamabad
  27. Nazeer Ahmad , Face Reading : Integration of Forecasting and Prediction Technologies for Solution of Problems , Bazem –i- Alm –o-Fun Islamabad 2000
  28. Nazeer Ahmad , Solution to National Problems , Daily Markaz, 21 September,1998
  29. Nazeer Ahmad , Solution to National Problems , Daily Markaz, 3 April,1999,
  30. Nazeer Ahmad , Solution to National Problems , Daily Markaz, April,1999
  31. Nazeer Ahmad , Solution to National Problems , Daily Markaz, 11 April,1999, Islamabad
  32. Nazeer Ahmad , Solution to Public Problems , The Exclusive Weekly, Islamabad, 26 September 1996
  33. Nazeer Chaudhry, Budget and Unemployment , Asas Daily , 20 June 1999
  34. Nazeer Ahmad , Time to Shake Hands With India , The Exclusive Weekly, Islamabad, 16 July 1991
  35. Nazeer Ahmad , Face Reading : Integration of Forecasting and Prediction Technologies for Solution of Problems , Defense Digest Monthly, October 1992, pp 53-87
  36. Nazeer Ahmad , We can't Progress Without Science Education, Pakistan Observer Daily, 2 November 1994
  37. Nazeer Chaudhry, South Asian Economy and Kashmir , Al Akhbar Daily, 16 October 1999
  38. Nazir Ahmad Chaudhry, Peace, Security &Development, Daily Markaz, 17 Agust,1998, Islamabad
  39. N. A. Chaudhry , Modern Technology Impacts of Defense , Pakistan Army Journal , 1994, pp62-74
  40. N.A. Chaudhry , Tourism Development , The Parwaz Monthly Islamabad, June 1999
  41. N.A. Chaudhry , Tourism Development in Pakistan , Friday News Weekly, 6 July 1999
  42. N.A. Chaudhry , Tourism Development , The Parwaz Monthly Islamabad, September 1999
  43. N.A. Chaudhry , Tourism Development , The Parwaz Monthly Islamabad, June 1999
  44. Nazeer Ahmad , 21st Century Challenges for Our Engineers, Pakistan Observer , 11 December 1994
  45. Nazeer Ahmad , New Trends in Energy Generation, Pakistan Observer Daily, 2 November 1994
  46. Nazir Ahmad Chaudhry, Eastern Science of Medicine, Pakistan Observer Daily, 18 March 1995
  47. N.A. Chaudhry, Kala Bagh Dam , Niwa –i- Waqat Daily, 14 July 1998
  48. Nazeer Chaudhry, Pakistan –US Relations, Markaz Daily 22 July 1998, Islamabad
  49. Nazeer Chaudhry, Pakistan –US Relations, Markaz Daily 28 July 1998, 1974.
  50. Nazeer Chaudhry, Expected Attack on Atomic Instillations Pakistan , Osaf Daily 5June 1998,
  51. Nazeer Chaudhry, Regional Cooperation and Pakistani Forces, Markaz Daily 30 June 1999,
  52. Nazeer Chaudhry, Circulation of Money Al Akhbar Daily 17 February 2003, Islamabad
  53. Nazeer Chaudhry, Solution of Unemployment Problem , Daily Subha, , 17 April 2004
  54. Nazeer Chaudhry, Inflation, Unemployment and Terrorism, Daily Subha, , 9 August 2004,
  55. Nazeer Chaudhry, Social and Economic Welfare of Society , Daily Ehsas , 6 April 1999,
  56. Nazeer A. Chaudhry, Strategic Dimension of Pakistan, Submitted to Pakistan Defense Review, 2005
  57. Nazeer A. Chaudhry, Solution to Kashmir Problem, Submitted to Pakistan Defense Review ,1995
  58. Nazeer Chaudhry, How to End Terrorism, Daily Markaz , 8 November 1998 , Islamabad
  59. Nazeer Ahmad Chaudhry , Neo Scenario for Armed Forces of Pakistan , Pakistan Army Journal ( Urdu) , Winter 2009 , pp 25-42
  60. ibid, PAJ, The J curve , Rise and Fall of Nations by Ian Beemer , Book Review , pp107-108
  61. Nazeer Ahmad Chaudhry , Science & Technology : New Challenges for Defense , Pakistan Army Journal ( Urdu) , Summer 2009 , pp 15-25
  62. ibid, PAJ , Curveball: Spies, Lies and the Con Man Who caused a War by Bob Dorgan , Book Review , pp- 85-87
  63. Nazeer Ahmad Chaudhry , Nuclear Strategy for Future , Pakistan Army Journal ( Urdu) , Winter 2008 , pp 45-55
  64. ibid, PAJ, the Failure of American Foreign Policy and Next Great Crisis in Middle East by Ali M. An sari , Book Review , pp104-106
  65. Nazeer Ahmad Chaudhry , Defense Strategy for Future , Pakistan Army Journal ( Urdu) , Summer 2008 , pp 42-51
  66. ibid, PAJ , Winning the Right War by Phillips H Gordon, Book Review , pp 85-87
  67. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/User:Nazeer_Ahmad_Chaudhry
  68. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Special:Contributions&target=User:Nazeer%20Ahmad%20Chaudhry&offset=150
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  72. Nazeer Chaudhry: http://pk.linkedin.com/in/nazeerbhatti52
  73. Alexander The Great : http://wiki.answers.com/Q/FAQ/5047-10
  74. Comment: jobs-in-gulf.com/safety-manager-environment-health
  75. www.freeclassifiedpakistan.com/browsesalegeneral.php
  76. pulse.yahoo.com/_YIJNRAQ7B6JWYTCDNTTPNKIJH4
  77. Comment: jobs-in-gulf.com/house-driver-wanted-urgently-muscat...
  78. Nazeer Chaudhry :http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/nazeer/nazeer
  79. Harappa.Com :Time of India :http://www.facebook.com/people/Nazeer-Chaudhry/100001179336716
  80. www.freeclassifiedpakistan.com/​browsenetwork
  81. Decryption of Harappan Script : Time of India on Line dated 07 Jun, 2010 03:23 PM: The Comment by Nazeer Ahmad Chaudhry
  82. Technical Services Comment : jobs-in-gulf.com/technical-services-manager-keo-international-consultants-28902.html
  83. Archery : http://wiki.answers.com/Q/FAQ/3013-2
  84. Concert : www.freeclassifiedpakistan.com/browsesalegeneral.php

[edit] Humor

  1. Humor : Telegram , In Search Of -- , Qasid Magazine Urdu
  2. Humor: Kabutar Ba Kabutor ,Qasid Magazine Urdu
  3. Humour: Baz Ba Baz Qasid Magazine Urdu
  4. Humor : Kahani AK Rani Ki, Défense Digest Urdu
  5. Fish in a Boat :http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13410-653536
  6. Barking Dog at Sky : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13410-653536
  7. Mr.24 Hours Yes Sir : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13410-653536  
  8. Humor: Ba Adab – Ba Mulazia , Aram Bash, defense Digest Urdu
  9. Humor : Topi our Sur , Shahsowar Digest Armed Division Publication
  10. Humor : No Problem --- , The Writer --- , Sir Jee -- Hilal Magazine
  11. Humor : Pool Full of Milk , http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  12. Humor :Redesigned Sin: Hiram, http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  13. Humor :New Product : Allocated House, http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  14. Humor : Black Dog & Black Beauty , Gul –i- Bakaf 6 monthly
  15. Humor : Let Us Give No-IX -- News Daily , Markaz Daily
  16. The 7th  Treasure 's Wall : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14624-809789
  17. Humor : Face Reading , Hikiat Magazine Monthly
  18. Humor : Face Reading , Akhbar –i- Watan Monthly UK
  19. Humor : Exact Specifications - Other Meanings ,http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  20. Humor :Exact Specifications: Girls in East- West : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  21. Humor : Who gave it Up: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  22. Humor :Give it up : Ministry?: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-11437-831628
  23. Walking Wall http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14624-809789
  24. Humor :Fish in a Boat : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13410-653536?source=1930
  25. Humor :Barking Dogs at Sky: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13410-653536?source=1930
  26. Humor :Mr. 24 Hours Yes Sir : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13410-653536?source=1930
  27. Humor :Fore or Four: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13996-636603?source=1930
  28. Humor :Boat or Balloon: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13996-636603?source=1930
  29. Humor :Fifty: Fifty : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-13996-636603?source=1930
  30. Fire: Lower Vent: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14624-809789
  31. Husband Convention: http://www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/jokes/pk-si-13996/comments
  32. Tree Plantation: http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-33243-105367?source=1930
  33. Why Only Gatar : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14796-488202
  34. New Drummer : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14796-488202 
  35. What is Guarantee ? : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14796-488202 
  36. Still Not Sure : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14796-488202 
  37. Are You Sure ? : http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-14796-488202 
  38. http://blog.ezinearticles.com/2010/08/laser-targeted-to-audience.html
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    Travis <baconlard@gmail.com> Mar 06 03:47PM -0600  

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    ****
     
    ** **
     
    ** **
    Arabic Caliphate is not a figment anymore: fragments of the Middle
    Eastern regimes will soon form a group of islands called The Muslim
    Archipelago**** The United States of Islam****
     
    **[image: Description: Author]******
     
    *- Alexander Maistrovoy* Tuesday, March 6, 2012
     
    ****
     
    ** **
     
    *"A specter is haunting Europe—the specter of Communism*.*" *These were the
    first words of Karl Marx's "The Communist Manifesto". More than a century
    later a different specter has appeared on the threshold of the Old World -
    the Specter of Caliphate.****
     
    A year ago Muhammad Badie—the General Guide of the Egyptian Muslim
    Brotherhood - stated: "improvement and change that the Muslim nation seeks
    can only be attained through jihad and sacrifice and by raising a jihadi
    generation that pursues death, just as the enemies pursue life".****
     
    According to Badie, the ultimate purpose of Arabs is to restore the true
    face of the Muslim world, which is the State of the Caliphate with Sharia
    Laws - the sacred and the highest form of human civilization.****
     
    A veteran member of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Sheikh Ahmad Gad called
    "honorable Al-Azhar to rally the Islamic streams in order to unite the
    Muslim word and effort, restore the Caliphate… O Allah, guide us, open our
    hearts to faith, and restore this nation to its previous self—one united
    nation worshiping You and You alone".****
     
    Dr. Kamal Al-Helbawy, former Muslim Brotherhood spokesman in the West named
    this future Caliphate—"the United States of Islam". He implied that Arabs
    want to erase borders that were drawn up by imperialist nations and build
    global Islamic State.****
     
    This is how another Egyptian Islamic Scholar Ibrahim Al-Khouli has
    formulated the concept of the Muslim Brotherhood: "Forget about Bin Laden
    and Al-Qaeda. That's not what I'm talking about. I am talking about Jihad
    which is led by the Islamic scholars ... I am talking about the Jihad of
    the entire nation. We must conduct jihad against the West, who are
    aggressors against the Land of Islam ".****
     
    One can talk about the democratization of the Arab world, the "Arab
    Spring", and liberalization of the Arab society. However, this observation
    is only external - from another Time and another World - from the West of
    the XXI century. An internal perspective is completely different. It's
    derived from depths of centuries, and it is reflected in the lexis of Badie
    and Gad, Al-Helbawy and Al-Khouli, Sheikh Yousef Qaradawi ("Constantinople
    was conquered in 1453 by a 23-year-old Ottoman named Muhammad ibn Murad,
    whom we call Muhammad the Conqueror. Now what remains is to conquer Rome ")
    and Grand Mufti of Jerusalem Muhammad Ahmad Hussein who said: "The Hour [of
    Resurrection] will not come until you fight the Jews…. Our war with the
    descendants of the apes and pigs (i.e.,Jews) is a war of religion and
    faith".****
     
    Lastly, Qatari Emir Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa al-Thani declared that no
    efforts will be spared to spread Wahhabi Islam across the world,
    encouraging Jihad while investing €50 million in restoring Sharia in the
    French suburbs where hundreds of thousands of Muslim immigrants reside.****
     
    Al-Thani is considered a moderate pro-western ruler. A year ago this type
    of discourse would have been considered unthinkable. Nowadays these words
    are not only uttered, but are also validated by donations and financial
    support. Why one may ask? It is because al-Thani wants to be on the "right
    side of history". The time has come. All the obstacles, such as corrupt
    authoritarian regimes, towards the cherished dream have been scattered like
    sand dunes with the draft of khamsin.****
     
    Just like the Jews are coveting to return to Jerusalem ; the Christians are
    longing for the Second Coming of Christ and the kingdom of universal
    justice so the Arabs are yearning to restore Caliphate for centuries.
    Caliphate - a theocratic state - was the first and only authentic state in
    the Arab history, the embodiment of the Divine will.****
     
    Sharia Laws determine the internal structure of this state, Jihad—its
    foreign policy. Recently only starry-eyed professors, charmed by the Sufi
    spiritual practices, have been talking about Jihad as a self-improvement.
    Jihad, however is not a spiritual improvement, it is the fulfillment of the
    Divine will, and whatever is not a part of the "The House of Islam" (Dar
    al-Islam) is actually the "The House of War" (Dar al-Harb).****
     
    There hasn't been any dispute about the supremacy of Sharia Laws and the
    divine destiny of the Caliphate. Dividing Islam into "moderate" and
    "radical" one is the flight of imagination of Western intellectuals who
    confuse, primarily, themselves. Islam (like two other Abrahamic religions)
    is a fundamentalist one, i.e., *literally interprets* *holly scripture*.****
     
    Only in the XVII-XVIII centuries in Christianity (and later, influenced by
    the Enlightenment, in Judaism too) more liberal directions, treating the
    Bible in allegorical terms, have appeared. In general, the orthodoxy does
    not accept any abstraction. It is based on the concrete prophetic word.
    Creator is anthropomorphic in all three religions; He is not an impersonal
    substance of Deists and harmonious deity of Neo-Platonists. He establishes
    the laws and obliges obeying them. Sacred texts about the triumph of Islam
    "by the means of Jihad" are not a good will, they are a call to action.****
     
     
    Muslim theologians' standpoint has its own logic. Why would the Arabs adopt
    social systems alien to them and imposed on them less than a century ago -
    whether it is democracy, market economy or socialism? Moreover, they are
    familiar with the consequences of political experimentation in the recent
    past. Liberal democracy? What is the practical meaning of it? The absence
    of Divine Basis, Shape, Content? Desecration of God and His order? Refusal
    of values as the supreme value? Rejecting roots as a sacred principle?
    Desperate loneliness: "We are left alone, without excuse"?**. The triumph
    of "the substantial emptiness"?*** Sexual laxity and perversions as an
    example to follow?****
     
    In order to understand someone you need to see the world through one's
    eyes. The liberal freedoms are a blessing for the West and a mockery of the
    will of the Creator for Muslims. The Islamists' victory in last elections
    in Egypt wasn't the result of brainwashing, but of a deep inner conviction.*
    ***
     
    The Arab world is ready for the State of Caliphate . It will resemble the
    theocracy in Saudi Arabia and Iran : the rough laws of "dhimmi" for the
    non-Muslims (who will survive the slaughter), the submission of women,
    stoning for adultery, prohibition of usury and homosexuality.****
     
    Creating a Caliphate will, obviously, take time. Primarily, it's necessary
    to neutralize the resistance of the military junta in Egypt , to eliminate
    the anarchy in Libya , to sweep away the regime in Syria , to crush the
    Hashemite monarchy and overthrow the rotten Palestinian leadership,
    suppress ethnic riots and stop the advancement of the Shiites in Iraq and
    Lebanon . Secondly, it is essential to affirm the principles of Sharia Laws
    in the minds of people, since these still exist in the collective
    consciousness as vague ideas. Finally, only then the scattered islands will
    be united into a single religious and cultural realm with the main goal—the
    beginning of Jihad.****
     
    Muslim Brotherhood and Salafis are not in a hurry. Sheikh Ahmad Gad said
    "There is no hope for reform without a return to divine rule, which the
    Creator chose for man…There is no other way but gradual action, preparing
    the souls and setting an example, so that faith will enter their hearts…".**
    **
     
    Unlike the European people, the Arabs can wait, but they also know how to
    mobilize their forces. "Be patient if you are an anvil. Be swift if you are
    a hammer" - says Arabic wisdom. It took Prophet Muhammad two decades to
    create Islamic Caliphate in the Arabian Peninsula, and it took his
    followers less than a decade to conquer Persia , Egypt , and to corner the
    mighty Byzantine Empire .****
     
    "There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come" - Victor
    Hugo wrote.****
     
    If you want liberal democracy for Arabs, you will get State of the
    Caliphate in your own house. "A* specter is haunting the Middle East ...
    the specter of Caliphate*"...****
     
    *Alexander Maistrovoy*
    Most recent columns<http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/members/45060/Alexander%20Maistrovoy/>
    ****
     
    *Alexander Maistrovoy, a journalist with the Russian-language Israeli
    newspaper Novosty nedely. *****
     
    ****
     
    ** **

     

    Travis <baconlard@gmail.com> Mar 06 03:46PM -0600  

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    ** **
    Marxist Barry Obama-Soetoro**** The Creature from the Petri Dish****
     
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    *- Judi McLeod* Tuesday, March 6, 2012
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    Somewhere in the rear view mirror of time already past, a cocky teenager
    stood admiring himself with the heady confidence he would someday be the
    leader of a no longer Free World.****
     
    Schooled by radicals and social misfits long fomenting for revolution, it
    was the influence of others and not his own scholastic achievement that saw
    him graduating university before being apprenticed as a 'community
    organizer'. The teen would someday be able to choose his own name by
    trading the ordinary sounding 'Barry' for the ominous sounding 'Barack'.
    Completely manufactured from scratch, he would make it all the way to the
    Oval Office without ever having to produce a genuine birth certificate or
    records of any kind proving his ignominious past. ****
     
    When history denies his mission to fundamentally transform America, it will
    take DNA to prove who and what was among us. ****
     
    The radicals who unleashed him on the Free World were both his Father and
    Mother. Through his abundance of natural arrogance, they instilled in him a
    sense of self importance and, a steely determination to take down America,
    all for the decades long resentment they built up for for its standing in
    the way of statism since its inception as a Republic. They wasted no time
    on characteristics like compassion, values or any thing else from the
    proverbial milk of human kindness. Like the 'progressive' heroes the Barack
    makers adulate, they knew that so many of their brothers and sisters had
    been waiting for more than a century for One World Order.****
     
    In spite of the fog of the unknown that surrounds him to the present day,
    the Barry who was to step onto the world stage as Barack Hussein Obama is
    more than anything, a petri dish creature. Carefully nurturing him from
    childhood, the planners of One World Government, who had waited so long,
    were convinced they had the perfect candidate to make their every
    nightmarish dream world reality. ****
     
    The petri dish product's time would come as New World Order leader. That he
    would at first be regarded as just another politician would give them the
    time needed to kill off America. Amid the confusion of his single minded
    destruction, people would mistake him as incompetent and moan he was "in
    over his head". Cold, calculating and self centered to the nth degree,
    their leader would be a silvery tongued orator so long as he could address
    the masses through a TelePrompter. ****
     
    They counted on people not boning up on the wiles of Marxism.****
     
    In truth, the carefully patented creation from the petri dish had no
    skills, no finesse and was, after scratching the surface, only an empty
    vessel guided by a dictated mission. But he looked good, sounded good and
    fit the bill. Throw in a couple of books where he himself could start the
    phony narrative, and they were away to the races.****
     
    Guaranteed that their manufactured product was sent the world's way without
    the blessings of the Almighty.****
     
    Even though he dared to compare himself to Abraham Lincoln as a largely
    unknown and largely absentee senator, the completely designed leader of the
    New World was launched as presidential candidate Barack Obama from faux
    Greek columns at the 2008 Democratic National Convention.****
     
    Like some are wont to do upon seeing a rock star, people fainted dead away
    as he began addressing the faithful during 2008's campaign, just as people
    who faint on cue, would return for the 2012 campaign.****
     
    Barack Obama's administration rests heavily on Hollywood driven symbology.
    More entertainers visit the White House to mingle with Obama's unelected
    czars than folks from all other walks of life. ****
     
    The Obama 2012 campaign has a lot in common with *Angels & Demons*, the
    disastrous sequel to the *Da Vince Code*. ****
     
    The gig was up when people were smart enough to know that Jesus was not
    secretly married to Mary Magdalene and that a movie made from a 2003
    detective novel stood no chance against the Holy Bible.****
     
    Of his ambitions to play "symbologist" Roger Langdon in Angels & Demons,
    this is what Tom Hanks had to say: "Why would I hand this gig to someone
    else? I'm not stupid. If you can make sense of The Da Vinci Code, you
    realise Langdon is a highly intelligent, interdisciplinary genius, and
    that's the sort of path selfish actors try to land."****
     
    "Hanks, 53, had been Oscar nominated five times but acknowledged the *Da
    Vince Code* has been shunned by critics." (The Telegraph, May 5, 2009).
    "The movie did OK with its faked contrivances and goofy hunt through the
    Priory of Sion, but you should have been in Cannes with us when it opened.
    The reception couldn't have been worse. Everyone slunk out of town with
    their heads between their shoulders.****
     
    "We called it the 'Bonfire of the Unsold Tickets'. Everything ended up in
    its proper perspective, which usually happens. The audience wins out," he
    said.****
     
    Today Tom Hanks is one of Obama's Hollywood hangers on, a caricature of
    himself.****
     
    But he was right on target when he said that everything ends up in its
    proper perspective.****
     
    One Worlders who figuratively grew Barry Soetoro Obama from a petri dish
    took big chances on perspective.****
     
    You can groom somebody to talk the talk and walk the walk, but never make
    him an acceptable leader of the world without an audience who wants him.****
     
    Their product has been out of its petri dish for a number of years. Now in
    the White House he repeats parrot like what he has been taught: I'm the one
    who will fundamentally transform America. Not declared but implicit are the
    words "and there's no one who can do anything about it."****
     
    The One World Order agents taught their manufactured president how to hate
    America; how to swallow whole The Rules of Alinsky; how to blame America
    for everything that goes wrong in the rest of the world. Their Agent of
    Change can do all that with the same degree of obedience as one of Pavlov's
    dogs.****
     
    But outstanding among the things they couldn't teach him: how to face
    massive rejection; that resilience, which comes from experience, cannot be
    manufactured in any petri dish.****
     
    Neither can you grow stones or patriotism in a petri dish.****
     
    So even with all the cards in their deck stacked against the Free World,
    the evil that made Barack Hussein Obama have no defense against the legions
    who dare to tell them from the midst of their planned destruction: "Bring
    it on!"****
     
    *Judi McLeod*
    Most recent columns<http://www.canadafreepress.com/index.php/members/45061/Judi%20McLeod/>
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    the print media. A former Toronto Sun columnist, she also worked for the
    Kingston Whig Standard. Her work has appeared on Rush Limbaugh,
    Newsmax.com, Drudge Report, Foxnews.com, and Glenn Beck.*****
     
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    Travis <baconlard@gmail.com> Mar 06 03:45PM -0600  

    http://venturebeat.com/2012/03/06/darrell-issa-acta-secretive-madison-open-treaty/
    ****
    Rep. Darrell Issa opens up secretive intellectual property "treaty", ACTA,
    to the public****
     
    While Americans were busy fighting the SOPA and PIPA bills at home, nations
    around the globe, including the United States, were signing on to ACTA, the
    Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement, which many in the world of technology
    feel is as bad or worse than the home grown piracy legislation. "ACTA
    represents as great a threat to an open Internet as SOPA and PIPA and
    was drafted
    with even less transparency and input from digital citizens," said
    California Congressman Darrell Issa. That's why Rep. Issa is opening up
    ACTA to the public using an online platform called
    Madison<http://keepthewebopen.com/acta>,
    part of the #OPEN act introduced in January.****
     
    "This agreement was negotiated in secret and many of its vague provisions
    would clearly increase economic uncertainty, while imposing onerous new
    regulations on job creators, Internet service providers, innovators and
    individual Americans," Rep. Issa said in a statement emailed to VentureBeat
    this morning. "Opening ACTA to taxpayers and stakeholder in Madison will
    help gather crucial input, while delivering the transparency they deserve."*
    ***
     
    Negotiations around ACTA actually began four years ago, but the Obama
    administration only signed on in October of 2011, joined by nations like
    Canada, Japan, Korea and Australia. As Rep. Issa sees it, this is both an
    issue of intellectual property and legislative process:****
     
    *No Transparency: ACTA is a multilateral intellectual property
    agreement that was negotiated in secret, excluding American taxpayers and
    key stakeholders who would be impacted by it. Despite the fact that ACTA
    has huge implications for the public, until now few steps have been taken
    to give the public input into this process.*****
     
    *Circumvents Congress & the Constitution: While ACTA carries
    several provisions that directly affect U.S. trade and intellectual
    property law, the Bush and Obama Administrations appear to have violated
    Congress' constitutional authority over policymaking in these areas. Adding
    insult to constitutional injury, the Administration refuses to even
    classify ACTA as a treaty, which would then require ratification by the
    U.S. Senate. Senator Ron Wyden (D-OR) raised these troubling issues in an
    October 12, 2011 letter to President Obama.*****
     
    *Vague & Far-Reaching: Like it's domestic counterparts SOPA and PIPA, much
    of ACTA is vague, with consequences for individuals and stakeholders that
    could reach far beyond the agreement's original intent. ACTA also contains
    no safeguards against wrongful cases of intellectual property
    rights infringement.*****
     
    We've embedded the document below so that you can go over the fine print
    yourself. Section 5 beginning on page 15 covers enforcement of intellectual
    property rights in the digital environment. A few highlights we came across:
    ****
     
    - Each Party shall provide that, in civil judicial proceedings
    concerning the enforcement of intellectual property rights, its judicial
    authorities have the authority to issue an order against a party to desist
    from an infringementEach Party shall provide that, in civil judicial
    proceedings concerning the enforcement of intellectual property rights, its
    judicial authorities have the authority to order the infringer who,
    knowingly or with reasonable grounds to know, engaged in infringing
    activity to pay the right holder damages adequate to compensate for the
    injury the right holder has suffered as a result of the infringement. In
    determining the amount of damages for infringement of intellectual property
    rights, a Party's judicial authorities shall have the authority to
    consider, inter alia, any legitimate measure of value the right holder
    submits, which may include lost profits, the value of the infringed goods
    or services measured by the market price, or the suggested retail price.

     

    plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> Mar 06 01:14PM -0800  

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203458604577261342745473460.html?mod=WSJ_hp_MIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsForth
     
    The focus of the Silicon Valley philanthropists is Educators for Fair
    Consideration, or E4FC, a nonprofit that gives scholarships, career
    advice and legal services to students brought to the U.S. illegally as
    children.
     
    Companies that knowingly hire illegal immigrants can face civil and
    criminal penalties. Among other ideas, the Silicon Valley donors are
    studying the possibility of using unpaid internships as way for
    students to come to the attention of employers who might later sponsor
    them for a legal work visa.
     
    After helping a few dozen students through college with small
    donations, the San Francisco-based organization expanded with money
    from the tech leaders. It now has enlisted immigration attorneys to
    offer legal advice to hundreds of undocumented students.
     
    know the enemy

     

    Travis <baconlard@gmail.com> Mar 06 03:10PM -0600  

    **
    New post on *Doctor Bulldog & Ronin*
    <http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/author/doctorbulldog/> HuffPo Tries to
    Whitewash Islam's Divine Sanctioning of Wife
    Beating<http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/2012/03/06/huffpo-tries-to-whitewash-islams-divine-sanctioning-of-wife-beating/>by
    doctorbulldog <http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/author/doctorbulldog/>
     
    *I saw THIS PIECE OF ISLAMAGANDA
    GARBAGE<http://www.huffingtonpost.com/qasim-rashid/islamic-solution-to-end-domestic-violence_b_1307305.html>in
    the Huffington Post and was going to comment on it, but I noticed that
    Robert Spencer has done a much more elegant dissection than I. So, I'll
    give you a few snippets Mr. Spencer's take on the article to whet your
    appetite and then link on over to Jihad Watch so you can read the rest of
    the article:*
     
    <http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/wife-beat_new2.jpg>
     
    *Huffington Post enables beating of women: publishes whitewash of Qur'an's
    justification for domestic abuse*
     
    *Robert Spencer -
    JihadWatch<http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/03/the-islamic-solution-to-stop.html>
    *
     
    "Men are the managers of the affairs of women for that God has preferred in
    bounty one of them over another, and for that they have expended of their
    property. Righteous women are therefore obedient, guarding the secret for
    God's guarding. And those you fear may be rebellious admonish; banish them
    to their couches, and beat them. If they then obey you, look not for any
    way against them; God is All-high, All-great." -- Qur'an 4:34
     
    The three-million-dollar
    campaign<http://www.jihadwatch.org/2012/03/pamela-geller-media-muslim-brotherhood-groups-whitewashing-sharia-in-america.html>of
    the Muslim Brotherhood-linked Islamic Circle of North America (ICNA)
    to
    whitewash Sharia and fool Americans about its nature began in earnest
    yesterday. Is this nonsensical article part of it? Is ICNA paying Qasim
    Rashid and/or the HuffPo to retail these soothing deceptions? We may never
    know the answers to those questions, but it is certain that if Qasim Rashid
    were an anti-jihad, pro-freedom writer, the mainstream media would be all
    over him asking questions about his funding and his backers. Whoever
    Rashid's may be, certainly this farrago coalesces neatly with ICNA's "war
    is deceit" Sharia whitewash effort.
     
    "The Islamic Solution to Stop Domestic Violence," by Qasim Rashid in
    the Huffington
    Post<http://www.huffingtonpost.com/qasim-rashid/islamic-solution-to-end-domestic-violence_b_1307305.html>,
    March 5:
     
    Critics incorrectly allege that Islam command's husband's to beat their
    wives, often citing the Quran verse 4:34. Unfortunately, like any Muslim
    man who harms his wife, critics miss the keen wisdom in verse 4:34 that
    actively pre-empts domestic violence.In Virginia, I provide pro bono legal
    support to victims of domestic and sexual violence. Virtually all of our
    clients are female. Every nine seconds -- nearly 10,000 victims daily -- a
    woman in the United States is abused. In America, domestic violence is the
    leading cause of injury to women, more than car accidents, muggings and
    rape -- combined. Would those who blame Islam for domestic violence also
    blame Christianity every nine seconds?...
     
    Domestic violence is found in every culture and every nation, among people
    of every religion. The difference in Islam, which Rashid is busy trying to
    obscure, is that Qur'an 4:34 gives the practice divine sanction.
    Christianity doesn't teach that God commands that a man should beat his
    disobedient wife. No other religion does, either. No other culture teaches
    such a thing. In every other context, domestic violence is considered a
    crime. In Islam, it is a husband's prerogative according to the words of
    Allah himself.
     
    Pre-emptive deterrence is the key. And this precisely is the wisdom behind
    verse 4:34 to decrease and stop violence against women. The verse in its
    totality describes a process of restraint, anger management and
    reformation.The verse begins by defining a family unit, holding the husband
    accountable as the household's guardian and provider. This obligation gives
    him certain authority, privileges and a requirement of magnanimity -- but
    never the right to employ domestic violence. The verse then urges women to
    also act virtuously, and protect the family unit by cooperating with their
    husband, listening to him in all good things and to not publicize private
    family matters.
     
    Note that Rashid never actually quotes Qur'an 4:34; why not? Is that not a
    curious and telling omission in an article that purports to be about
    explaining it? In any case, clearly in this part of his article he is
    explaining this portion of the verse: "Men are the managers of the affairs
    of women for that God has preferred in bounty one of them over another, and
    for that they have expended of their property. Righteous women are
    therefore obedient, guarding the secret for God's guarding." Notice how he
    glosses over the part about God preferring men "in bounty" over women --
    or, as another translation has it, "Men have superiority over women because
    God has made the one superior to the other..." And in explaining the man's
    "authority, privileges" and "requirement of magnanimity," he said that he
    is never given "the right to employ domestic violence." But in fact, the
    rest of the verse gives him exactly that "right," and this part of the
    verse does not forbid him from exercising it. Rashid's claim that this part
    of Qur'an 4:34 forbids men to employ domestic violence is based on nothing
    in the text whatsoever.
     
    Next, verse 4:34 employs the process of anger management, reformation and
    reconciliation. This process may only be employed after a wife has
    initially and deliberately undermined or attempted to destroy the family,
    as indicated by the words, "as for those on whose part you fear
    disobedience." But "disobedience" does not mean any random disagreement a
    wife may have with her husband. Arabic lexicon provides the correct
    understanding as that of a wife who has deserted her husband altogether or
    has unjustly attempted to destroy the family. Once a wife deliberately
    engages in this form of behavior, then the Quran describes a process to
    peacefully reconcile the dispute.
     
    This is palpable hooey. All over the Islamic world men inflict the command
    in this verse upon women for far less than desertion or unjustly attempting
    to "destroy the family." And note also, Rashid's taqiyya fog doesn't quite
    manage to obscure the uncomfortable fact that the Qur'an doesn't envision
    any penalty for *men* who desert or attempt to destroy their families. The
    latter is so remote that Rashid is clearly trying to make the wife-beating
    command something that a Muslim would only resort to in the most extreme
    cases, but reality is different. Take the case of Pakistan: Amnesty
    International reports that "according to the Pakistan Institute of Medical
    Sciences, over 90% of married women report being kicked, slapped, beaten or
    sexually abused when husbands were dissatisfied by their cooking or
    cleaning, or when the women had 'failed' to bear a child or had given birth
    to a girl instead of a boy." Women got "kicked, slapped, beaten or sexually
    abused" for far less than desertion and attempting to destroy the family.
     
    The first step, anger management, obliges the husband to merely admonish
    his wife of his concern, essentially encouraging the parties to admit that
    a problem exists. This forces a man to strictly control himself in hopes
    that his wife will also incline to reconciliation.
     
    This part of the verse actually says, "And those you fear may be rebellious
    admonish..." There is nothing there whatsoever about the man having "to
    strictly control himself." This again is Rashid's whitewash. There is
    nothing inherent in giving someone a warning that involves controlling
    oneself. And given the content of the verse, what kind of self-control is
    Rashid saying is called for anyway? Apparently Rashid is saying that the
    husband must control his impulse to beat his wife -- no other form of
    self-control enters into the verse at all.
     
    [...]
     
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    Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> Mar 06 04:06PM -0500  

    The Stanford Financial Group was a privately held international group
    of financial services companies controlled by Allen Stanford, until it
    was seized by United States (U.S.) authorities in early 2009.
    Headquartered in the Galleria Tower II in Uptown Houston, Texas, it
    had 50 offices in several countries, mainly in the Americas, included
    the Stanford International Bank, and said it managed US$8.5 billion of
    assets for more than 30,000 clients in 136 countries on six
    continents.[1][2] On February 17, 2009, U.S. Federal agents put the
    company under management of a receiver, because of charges of
    fraud.[3][4] On February 27, 2009, the U.S. Securities and Exchange
    Commission amended its complaint to describe the alleged fraud as a
    "massive Ponzi scheme".
     
    http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/06/us-stanford-jury-idUSTRE82516X20120306
     
     
    Allen Stanford found guilty of vast fraud
     
    By Anna Driver
     
    HOUSTON | Tue Mar 6, 2012 2:51pm EST 10 minutes ago
     
    (Reuters) - Allen Stanford was convicted on Tuesday of running a $7
    billion Ponzi scheme, a verdict that caps a riches-to-rags trajectory
    for the former Texas financier and Caribbean playboy.
     
    It was a vindication for the U.S. government, which closed down
    Stanford's financial empire in February 2009 but had failed for years
    to address signs that the business was built on air. The Stanford case
    was the biggest investment fraud since Bernard Madoff's.
     
    Stanford was found guilty on 13 counts of a 14-count criminal
    indictment, including fraud, conspiracy and obstructing an
    investigation by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. He was
    found not guilty on one count of wire fraud. The charges carry a
    possible prison sentence of nearly 20 years.
     
    As Stanford, 61, was led out of the courtroom after the verdict, he
    touched his fist to his heart and looked at the bench where his mother
    and two daughters sat. He has been jailed since his June 2009 arrest.
     
    "We're disappointed in the outcome," said Stanford's defense attorney
    Ali Fazel. "We do expect an appeal." He said he expects sentencing in
    several months.
     
    The verdict came less than a day after a Houston federal jury said it
    could not reach a decision, and U.S. District Judge David Hittner
    instructed jurors to keep deliberating.
     
    Still, the verdict may prove only a moral victory for Stanford's
    victims, most of whom have received none of their money back.
     
    "For all the investors I think there is a sense of relief that they
    weren't just fools" said Cassie Wilkinson, a Houston investor in
    Stanford funds who attended the six-week trial. "There was a jury of
    12 people who found the same thing - that we were just conned."
     
    Stanford's unraveling was one of the most closely watched fraud cases
    since Madoff's. Madoff, 73, pleaded guilty in 2009 to orchestrating
    what prosecutors have called a $64.8 billion Ponzi scheme. He is
    serving a 150-year prison sentence.
     
    'PERSONAL ATM'
     
    Stanford's personal fortune was once valued at $2.2 billion.
     
    At trial, prosecutors told how Stanford repeatedly raided the bank he
    owned in Antigua, Stanford International Bank, using it as his
    "personal ATM."
     
    He bought a castle in Florida for one of his girlfriends and his
    oldest daughter lived in a million-dollar condominium in Houston. He
    wore custom-made suits, lived in luxury homes and on a yacht in the
    Caribbean and bankrolled a $20 million prize for an international
    cricket tournament.
     
    The government's star witness, former Stanford aide James Davis,
    testified that he and Stanford faked documents and made up financial
    reports to calm investors and fool regulators. They funneled millions
    of dollars from Stanford International Bank to a secret Swiss bank
    account that Stanford tapped for his personal use, Davis testified.
     
    Davis, 63, has pleaded guilty to three criminal counts.
     
    Stanford's lawyers portrayed their client as a visionary who was not
    involved in his firm's daily activities. They blamed Davis for any
    fraud and argued that Stanford's businesses were viable until the
    government shut down Stanford Financial Group in Houston in February
    2009. Left with no money, Stanford was declared indigent by the court
    and his defense was paid for with public funds.
     
    Wendell Odom, a criminal defense attorney in Houston who observed much
    of the trial, said Stanford's attorneys did a good job of discrediting
    Davis by getting him to admit to being a liar. But they failed to
    develop an alternative theme for the jury. "There was just too much
    evidence," he said.
     
    BRAIN INJURY
     
    While in jail awaiting trial, Stanford was beaten by another inmate,
    leaving him with a brain injury and broken bones in his face. He then
    became addicted to an anti-anxiety medication. His lawyers argued that
    those events caused him to lose his memory, making him incompetent to
    stand trial.
     
    After eight months at a prison hospital in North Carolina, he was
    deemed competent to stand trial. Before his trial began on January 23,
    Stanford's lawyers said their client wanted to tell his story to the
    jury, raising the possibility that he would take the stand.
    Ultimately, he did not testify.
     
    Stanford grew up in Mexia, Texas. He studied finance at Baylor
    University, where Davis, who later become chief financial officer of
    Stanford Financial Group, was his roommate.
     
    In the 1980s, Stanford bought up real estate in Houston with his
    father, later selling it at a profit. In 1986, he opened an offshore
    bank on the Caribbean island of Montserrat and, after banking
    regulations there tightened, he moved his operation to Antigua.
     
    The bank specialized in aggressively selling certificates of deposit
    to wealthy people, his former employees testified at the trial. They
    targeted clients in Latin America, especially Venezuela, and oil
    company workers with fat pensions who lived along the U.S. Gulf Coast.
     
    In Antigua, he became a philanthropist and sponsor of cricket, the
    national sport, and was known as "Sir Allen" after being knighted
    there in 2006. By 2008, Stanford made No. 205 on Forbes magazine's
    list of the wealthiest Americans.
     
    But questions surfaced about how Stanford International Bank's CDs
    could persistently pay above market rates. By February 2009, investors
    were trying to withdraw their money and, on February 17 of that year,
    the government descended on his headquarters in Houston and shut it
    down.
     
    Antigua stripped him of his knighthood and seized his local assets.
     
    (Reporting by Anna Driver and Eileen O'Grady; Editing by Martha
    Graybow and Matthew Lewis)
     
     
     
    --
    Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
    Have a great day,
    Tommy
     
     
     
    --
    Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
    Have a great day,
    Tommy

     

    Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> Mar 06 10:13AM -0800  

    No.
     
    DOMA came from Newt Gingrich, Trent Lott, and the GOP Congress.
     
     
    Clinton later said that signing it was a mistake.
     
     
     

     

    GregfromBoston <greg.vincent@yahoo.com> Mar 06 10:49AM -0800  

    NO! Clinton CAMPAIGNED on it, AND WROTE section 3.
     
    Deny history all you like mate. You just look silly.
     
    Clinton lobbied Barr to sponsor it, not Lott or Gingrich, ya friggin
    wag.
     
    Lets try this again.
     
    The White House WROTE section 3 of DOMA.
     
    Now wipe the drool off your shoes, your feet must be soaking, and its
    most unbecoming.
     
    HE WROTE IT!!!!!!!!!
     
    DUH!
     

     

    plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> Mar 06 12:22PM -0800  

    DOMA prevents the federal
    government from recognizing same-sex marriages
    ---
    give it up, tommy
    xians can't condone homosexuality
     
    joke:
    what's the difference between a gay guy and freezer?
    freezers don't fart when you pull the meat out
     

     

    Bruce Majors <majors.bruce@gmail.com> Mar 06 03:02PM -0500  

    Enjoy!
     
    ---------- Forwarded message ----------
    From: Steve Campbell
    Date: Tuesday, March 6, 2012
    Subject: A Biblical Case for Ron Paul on Four Issues of Importance to
    Christians
    To: Steve Campbell <callstevec2@gmail.com>
     
     
    A Biblical Case for Ron Paul on Four Issues of Importance to Christians
     
    by Michael Eversden
     
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    In the debate among Christians about who should be the Republican nominee
    for president, the discussion is unfortunately informed more often by the
    Gospel According to O'Reilly and the Book of Limbaugh rather than the
    Bible. I have therefore undertaken in this article to apply Biblical
    principles to four issues that are under discussion in this year's
    presidential campaign, which are or should be important to Christians,
    including foreign policy, life, education, and monetary policy. I conclude
    that Ron Paul's positions are by far the most consistent with Biblical
    principles and indeed that the other candidates have decidedly unbiblical
    views on these issues.
     
    Before proceeding, please note that I have entitled this article "A
    Biblical Case…" because I am sure there are other applicable Scriptures and
    perhaps other better Biblical arguments to make on this subject, but I
    offer the arguments below in an attempt to help my Christian brothers sort
    out to what extent the candidates conform to Biblical principles on the
    four issues that are addressed in this article.
     
    Foreign Policy
     
    Matthew 7:12 (ESV) – "So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do
    also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets."
     
    Matthew 5:9 (ESV) – "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called
    sons of God."
     
    Romans 12:18 (ESV) – "If possible, so far as it depends on you, live
    peaceably with all."
     
    Hebrews 12:14 (ESV) – "Strive for peace with everyone, and for the holiness
    without which no one will see the Lord."
     
    Duet. 5:17 (ESV) – "You shall not murder."
     
    A government is nothing more than a group of men who possess certain powers
    and authority over those residing in a certain geographical area. Relations
    between governments are essentially relations between groups of men. There
    is nothing in the Bible that exempts the groups of men known as governments
    from the commands of God.
     
    Therefore, applying the commands God gave, as quoted above, Christians
    should urge their government to do to other nations what they wish other
    nations would do to them. Christians in the U.S. no doubt would like their
    own country to be free from invasion, attack, assassinations, covert
    operations, or other violent and subversive interventions by other
    countries' governments, so they should advocate a foreign policy that will
    not involve invasion, attack, assassinations, covert operations or other
    violent and subversive operations by the US government in other countries,
    and they should support candidates for office who will oppose such
    unbiblical practices.
     
    Moreover, Christians should not advocate an interventionist foreign policy
    that will inevitably produce unjust wars, the killing of innocents, and the
    subversion and overthrow of other countries' governments, because to do so
    would be to thwart the command of the Apostle Paul in Romans 12:18 to live
    peaceably with all. Indeed, not only do interventionist actions violate
    Paul's command in themselves, but they also provoke violent responses and
    thus perpetuate conflict, as the United States has experienced a number of
    times. Such responses are known by a term the CIA coined: "blowback ". It
    illustrates the truth that violence begets more violence, and as Jesus said
    in Matthew 26:52 (NIV), "[A] ll who draw the sword will die by the sword."
     
    Furthermore, a foreign policy that advocates aggressive wars (that is, wars
    that involve the invasion of other countries and not the repelling of an
    invasion of the U.S.) is anathema to the Sixth Commandment, which prohibits
    murder. Wars of aggression are unjust (as the Nazi leaders learned from the
    Allies in the trials at Nuremburg), thus making the killing associated with
    them unjustified (even the killing of enemy combatants) and therefore
    murderous. Even just wars become unjust when the means by which the war is
    conducted are unjust, as in the killing of innocents.
     
    In addition, because rulers are not exempt from the commands of God, they
    too must abide by the law of the land in accordance with Romans 13. The law
    of the land in the U.S. is the Constitution, which gives limited powers to
    the executive branch and only allows for war in the event that Congress has
    issued a declaration of war. No war since WWII has been a declared war,
    which means that all wars since that time have been unconstitutional and
    illegal, in violation of Romans 13.
     
    To these arguments, one might object: What about all of the dictators and
    repressive governments in the world? Should we just sit back and do nothing
    about them? First, the U.S. government for decades has been a supporter,
    financially and otherwise, of repressive dictators throughout the world,
    including Saddam Hussein in Iraq in the 1980s, Hosni Mubarak in Egypt until
    he was overthrown in 2011, the Shah of Iran (whom the U.S. government
    installed after overthrowing the democratically elected Mossadegh),
    Pinochet in Chile, Noriega in Panama, Diem in Vietnam, and many others. If
    Christians are concerned about repressive dictators, then they should urge
    the U.S. government to stop supporting them.
     
    Second, if we were to operate on the principle that the U.S. must overthrow
    repressive dictators, there would be no end to war until our own country
    collapsed economically, because contrary to popular belief, wars destroy
    wealth, not only for those whose lives and property are destroyed, but also
    for those who pay for the destruction (e.g., U.S. taxpayers).
     
    Third, the best way to influence a country is through open and free trade,
    which leads to the exchange of ideas. As Ron Paul has said, "Ideas are very
    important to the shaping of society. In fact, they are more powerful than
    bombings or armies or guns. And this is because ideas are capable of
    spreading without limit. They are behind the choices we make. They can
    transform the world in a way that governments and armies cannot. Fighting
    for liberty with ideas makes more sense to me than fighting with guns or
    politics or political power. With ideas, we can make real change that
    lasts." China provides a great example of this principle. The U.S. opened
    relations with China in the early 1970s, and since that time, owing to
    trade and the consequent exchange of ideas, China has liberalized more and
    more, and the people of China have prospered. Of course, China is not yet a
    beacon of liberty, but the point is that it changed for the better without
    the use of sanctions or bombs. It is no longer Mao's China.
     
    The lesson is clear: The U.S. should stop installing and supporting
    repressive governments, stop overthrowing and attempting to overthrow other
    governments, and instead pursue peaceful commercial relations with other
    countries. (Note: This is precisely what George Washington's foreign policy
    was.)
     
    Ron Paul is the only candidate who advocates a Biblical and Constitutional
    foreign policy. He is not an isolationist. Rather, he advocates peaceful
    commercial relations with all and denies the right of the U.S. government
    to intervene in the political affairs of other countries. His foreign
    policy is essentially the Golden Rule given by Jesus in Matthew 7:12, as
    applied to governments (remember, governments are just groups of men).
    Moreover, Ron Paul would refuse to go to war without a declaration of war
    by Congress, thus upholding the Constitution and the idea that political
    leaders are not above the law.
     
    Every other candidate (including Obama) supports an interventionist foreign
    policy, which is to say they advocate aggressive wars and military
    operations (e.g., Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and the coming wars in Iran and
    Syria), assassinations, economic sanctions (which do nothing but harm the
    poor, destroy the middle class in the target country, and solidify support
    for the existing regime in the target country), as well as violent and
    subversive operations in other countries. Rick Santorum, for example,
    recently cheered the assassination (murder) of Iranian scientists, calling
    it a "a wonderful thing" and saying he hopes that the United States was
    involved in their killing, and he has been beating the war drums against
    Iran more and more each day. He also apparently has no problem
    assassinating (murdering) American citizens without due process of law,
    notwithstanding the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution, which prohibits
    it. Mitt Romney advocates imposing "crippling sanctions" on Iran, taking
    covert action to overthrow Iran's government, and even waging war against
    Iran to prevent it from doing something that the U.S. government and the
    Israeli government have already done hundreds of times over – obtain a
    nuclear weapon. Newt Gingrich agrees entirely with Romney's approach on
    Iran. Like Santorum, both Romney and Gingrich approve of the disregard
    Obama showed for Biblical prohibitions on murder and the Constitution's
    guaranty of due process when he ordered the assassination of an American
    citizen.
     
    (As an aside, Does any of the discussion about Iran's nuclear program sound
    familiar? The people who are beating the war drums against Iran for its
    supposed nuclear-weapons program are the very same people who lied the
    country into war against Iraq in 2003 on the false premise that Iraq
    possessed "weapons of mass destruction," notwithstanding abundant evidence
    at the time that no such weapons program existed. They led us into one
    crippling disaster, and hundreds of thousands of people lost their lives.
    Why should we follow them into the abyss this time?)
     
    Lastly, neither Santorum, Gingrich, nor Romney have any qualms about a
    president initiating war without a declaration of war from Congress. This
    means that they are willing to violate the Constitution that they would be
    sworn to uphold. Christians cannot support someone who would violate the
    law of the land without themselves violating Romans 13.
     
    Much more could be said about the immorality and illegality of the foreign
    policy of Santorum, Gingrich and Romney, and the disaster that would be
    unleashed on the world if one of them were to become president, but the
    reasons above are sufficient to show that none of the candidates other than
    Ron Paul can be said to comply with the Biblical mandates quoted above;
    indeed the other candidates advocate the exact opposite of those commands.
     
    What about Israel? Isn't Ron Paul's foreign policy against Israel's
    interests? Actually, Ron Paul's foreign policy would benefit Israel. First,
    he wants to end all foreign aid (because it is not authorized in the
    Constitution and is therefore illegal). Given that Israel's enemies receive
    seven times more foreign aid from the US than Israel, this would be a net
    benefit to Israel. Moreover, Ron Paul advocates allowing Israel greater
    sovereignty. Currently, Israel must obtain the permission of the United
    States government before implementing any plans to deal with the
    Palestinians internally or Israel's enemies externally. That is not
    sovereignty. Ron Paul would allow Israel to deal with internal and external
    matters without obtaining permission from the United States, and far from
    opposing Israel, he would advocate friendship and peaceful trade with it,
    as he would with any other country.
     
    For those who are not yet convinced about the foreign policy argument,
    please watch the following videos. The first is Ron Paul talking about a
    Biblical basis for foreign policy. The second is a striking video of Ron
    Paul's predictions in 2002 about the consequences at home and abroad of the
    prevailing U.S. interventionist foreign policy – and how they have largely
    come true.
     
    Christians, it is not sufficient to say that the world is a viole

     

    plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> Mar 06 12:15PM -0800  

    and if Paul wasn't a xian would you say the same thing?
     

     

    plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> Mar 06 12:02PM -0800  

    Obama said that American politicians 'beating the drums of war' had a
    responsibility to explain the costs and benefits of military action.
    ---
    yeah, where has that dialogue been?
    I guess 'committed to israel's safety' means 'no discussion.'
     
    He said the notion that the United States needed to make a choice in
    coming weeks or months was "not borne out by facts."
    ---
    indeed
    Americans are not shaking in their boots like israel and doesn't have
    to do anything.
     
    Obama also discussed the role of diplomacy, saying he would not
    dismiss a breakthrough in the first meeting with Iran's negotiators,
    but that it would be possible to sense how serious they are in those
    talks.
    Tehran, he said, must use talks to show the world it is not seeking a
    nuclear weapon.
    ---
    that should work both ways
    oh, that's right, the US and israel already have nukes
    hypocrisy at it's finest

     

    Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> Mar 06 10:34AM -0800  

    Little Kiethie-
     
    You have not answered my questions, so let me ask it again:
     
    Why don't you watch the play, in it's entirety, before you dismiss
    it?
    Put aside your personal animus and listen to the arguments carefully.
     
     
    The transcript of the Prop 8 trial is available on line, and in my
    group archives.
    It sets an hisstoric legal precident, in that it rules laws and
    referenduns against Marrige Equality are both discriminatory and
    unconstitutional.
     
     
    After you watch, let me ask you this. Exactly how does Marriage
    Equality "redefine marriage" as you assert?
    Please be specific.
     
     
    -Tommy
     
     

     

    Travis <baconlard@gmail.com> Mar 06 01:07PM -0600  

    *
     
    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
    cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and
    since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
    problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
    After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
    priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist,
    and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until the first Friday night
    arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
    neighborhood. The neighbors called the Priest immediately, and, as he
    rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
    stopped and watched in amazement.*
    *
    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
    carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
    "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."*
     
     
     
    Nothing is so bad, but that a Smile doesn't make it better~!
     
    "The Joy is in the Journey; The Destination is the Goal; The Beauty is in
    the Detours"
    ~ The BridgeWalker ~

     

    Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> Mar 06 10:22AM -0800  

    Stop the sluty lies, Little Keithie.
     
    You are wrong again.
     

     

    Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> Mar 06 10:24AM -0800  

    "Rutabaga iq crowd", Travis?
    By that you mean the GOP Repugant Teabagger sheeple, right?
     

     

    GregfromBoston <greg.vincent@yahoo.com> Mar 06 10:55AM -0800  

    And just too stupid to even understand how stupid using the term
    teabagger in this thread is.
     
    So much more than, 'nuff said, its friggin pathetically and truly,
    sad?
     
    NOPE, its fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!
     
     
    Bwa hahahahahah ha ha ha hahaha ha hahahaha ha!
     

     

    Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> Mar 06 10:32AM -0800  

    Sounds like another false conspiracy theorty to de-bunk.
     

     

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