Saturday, February 11, 2012

welfare nighmare

"I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the
lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to
her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no
frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him
with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.'"

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My
Dog gets his first check Friday.

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