Re: Fifteen Reasons Why I Voted Republican -by a Proud Republican

You would be more accurate or believable to cite something along the lines of ...

"because I honestly believe that there is a difference between Ds and Rs"
OR
"because when the Rs put forth the same fascist policies as the Ds, they are somehow better"

Regard$,
--MJ

"No Child Left Behind: unconstitutional, hyper-expensive, and counterproductive.
"Medicare Part D: $17 trillion dollar unfunded obligation, unconstitutional.
""Elect me president so I can undo what I did as a senator": priceless." -- Kevin Gutzman

On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 8:35 PM, Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> wrote:

Fifteen Reasons Why I Voted Republican

-by a Proud Republican

1. I voted Republican because you can blame problems on poor people

instead of the rich ones who actually run things.

2. I voted Republican because firefighters and teachers are

scum-sucking leaches, but the oil companies raking in record profits

NEED those hundreds of millions in taxpayer subsidies.

3. I voted Republican because I believe companies like my cable TV

provider, insurance company and credit card company could do a better

job running the country than the government, no matter how much they

screw me over.

4. I voted Republican because I don't trust the government, although

I favored the government spying on my health/financial records and

tapping my phone when Bush was in office to keep us safe from 'trrists.

5. I voted Republican because I don't really care whether terrorists,

murderers and drug dealers own guns or not.

6. I voted Republican because I believe climate change doesn't

exist; if I can't see it with my own two eyes, it doesn't exist. Like

gravity.

7. I voted Republican because I hate women having abortions, but

once the baby is born and dies from a preventable illness that' okay.

8. I voted Republican because I believe in laying off workers to

boost profits; then I get to complain about lazy unemployed people.

9. I voted Republican because I understand capitalism. Demand

doesn't increase jobs…ensuring corporations pay no taxes and cutting

healthcare and education does.

10. I voted Republican because I care about the deficit and support

cutting services that I really need. But extra tax cuts for the super

rich that actually caused the deficit should be extended indefinitely.

11. I voted Republican because I believe in never having to solve

any problems in the government because I insist government is the

problem anyway.

12. I voted Republican because I hate activist judges, unless they

are conservative (Yes, corporations should get to spend unlimited money

in elections).

13. I voted Republican because spite and fear is better than hope and change.

14. I voted Republican because I agree that life begins at the moment

of conception and ends at  birth, and women are incapable of making

thier own reproductive choices.

15. I voted Republican because B. Hussein Obama is a secret Kenyan

born Muslim negro far left wing extremist liberal socialist with a

dark evil secret agenda to destroy America, take my guns, ammunition

and freedom, and turn them all over to Islamic extremists and

homosexuals who will rob, rape and murder me, my wife, my girlfriends,

and my children, and force the abortion of my unborn children.