Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Bound to offend someone. We are equal opportunity offenders.



New post on Fellowship of the Minds

Bound to offend someone. We are equal opportunity offenders.

by Steve

Oh this should start a backlash. I like that.   ~Steve~

              H/T Grouchy

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I've just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said "I've not eaten for two days." I told him "I wish I had your will power."

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Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away.But since

all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
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Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed

that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed.
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I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I'm going to take that.

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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland . He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him "Where am I?" The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back. "You're in that feckin basket."

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I had a Trivia competition in the bag until the last question which I got wrong.

The question was "Where do women have the curliest hair??

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The answer I should have given was Fiji .

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Steve | February 22, 2012 at 3:27 am | Tags: Canada, Fiji, Ireland, Islam, Mushy peas, Muslim, Organizations, United States | Categories: Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-cDW

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