Re: How to turn San Francisco into a ghost town

On Jul 3, 7:33 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> How To Literally Turn San Francisco Into A Ghost
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> Posted: 02 Jul 2011 04:32 PM PDT
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> This is not a new joke, but I revised it to make more sense than the
> original <http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokerats.htm>...
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> A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the
> exotica, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It
> has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it
> to the owner:
>
> "How much for the bronze rat?"
>
> "$12 for the rat, $100 for the story," says the owner.
>
> The tourist gives the man $12. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the
> story."
>
> As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few
> real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him
> down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But
> within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to
> hundreds, and they begin squealing.
>
> He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now
> number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and
> faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws
> the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can.
>
> Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all
> drowned. The man walks back to the curio shop.
>
> "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?"
>
> "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat."

LOfrickenL....

The bronze Democrat is Obama....
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