Re: At the Zoo

Sounds more like an Arkansas man.

On Jun 7, 2:16 pm, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>     An old one, but still funny.
>
>  A small zoo in Tennessee obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
>
> Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
>
> Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
> in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
>
> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
> redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
>
>  Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability
> to satisfy a female of any species.
>
>  The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached
> with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for
> $500.00?
>
>  Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
> over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their
> offer, but only under four conditions:
>
>  1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
>
> The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition
>
> 2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
>
> The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
>
>  3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
> Baptist."
>
> Once again it was agreed.
>
> 4. And last, Bobby Lee said "I'll need another week to come up with the
> $500.00

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