| Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time . There was a sign on the door that said, "Occupied . "
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb? None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians"? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia ? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank ? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel !
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police . "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said .. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins . All I said was, 'I'm dying to get laid!'"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live ammunition . "
Palestinian girl says to her mommy: "After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
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