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Pelosi Confuses the Constitution with the Communist Manifesto

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Pelosi Confuses the Constitution with the Communist Manifesto

by catscanner150

Pelosi: ObamaCare Will Be Upheld 6-3, "Because I Know The Constitution"

When asked why she is so confident the Supreme Court will uphold the health care law, Pelosi says, "Because I know the Constitution.""This bill is ironclad," she continued. "It is ironclad. Nobody was frivolous with the Constitution and the health of the American people in writing the bill," she said. "So, that's where my confidence springs from, the merit of the bill and the nature of the Constitution. The makeup of the court, well, we'll see."

Not only do you not know the Constitution, you don't even know what's in the bill, you ignorant BEYOTCH!!!!!!!

Tom in NC

catscanner150 | May 31, 2012 at 12:57 pm | Categories: Uncategorized | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-eKT

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Redneck Hooker and More!!

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Redneck Hooker and More!!

by Steve

A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

Twenty dollars' she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks so they hide in the bushes.
They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' Asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'

'Well, neither did I, till ya shined that damn light in her face!

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*Bran Muffins*
A couple were both 85 years old, and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to live a good life because they watched their pennies. Though not young as they would like, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise during the last several decades.

One day, their good health could not save them, when they went on a rare vacation and they were both killed in a terrible auto accident, sending them off to Heaven.

As they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.

They gasped in astonishment when St. Peter said, "Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.

The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.

"Why, nothing," Peter replied, "Remember, this is your reward in Heaven."

The old man looked out the window and there he saw a beautiful championship golf course, better then anything he had seen on Earth.

"What are the greens fees?" grumbled the old man.

"This is heaven," St. Peter replied, "You can play for free, every day."

Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, and free flowing beverages.

"Don't even ask," said St. Peter to the man, "This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy."

The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.

"Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?," he asked. "That's the best part," St. Peter replied, "You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!"

The old man then ask, "No gym to work out at?" "Not unless you want to," was the answer.

"No testing my sugar or blood pressure or.." "Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself."

The old man glared at his wife and said, "You and your f*ckin' bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!"

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*Love Story*
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,…… let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!….. That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. ….'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ….he farted.
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*Gas*
I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas to the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

It was then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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*A Miranda Joke*
(What my hubby calls all Blonde Jokes)

One winter morning a husband and wife in Northern Wisconsin were listening tothe radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We areexpecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."

~Steve~ A Big H/T To our Miss Miranda

Steve | June 1, 2012 at 3:29 am | Categories: Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-eLJ

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Re: JP Shah Ky Kutty / Dog.,....

السلام علیکم

محترم ڈاکٹر جمیل صاحب۔عوام کے انتخاب کے بارے میں آپ کی رائے درست نہیں ہے۔عوام کی اکثریت انتخابی عمل میں حصہ نہیں لیتی۔ اور جو حصہ لیتے ہیں کوئی سیاسی جماعت ان کی سادہ اکثریت کی حمایت بھی حاصل نہیں کر پاتی۔گزشتہ تمام انتخابات کے نتائج اٹھا کر دیکھ لیجیے۔ پھر یہ سیاست دان نعرہ زن ہوتے ہیں کہ عوام نے ان کو منتخب کیا ہے۔ اور منتخب بھی اس نظام کے تحت کیا ہے جس میں بندوں کو گنا جاتا ہے تولا نہیں جاتا۔ جہاں دو عادی مجرموں کی متفقہ رائے ایک متقی عالم کی رائے سے زیادہ ثقہ اور قابلِ قبول قرار پاتی ہے۔موجودہ حکومت کے دور میں جو بدترین معاشی حالات پیدا ہوئے ہیں یہ کس ملا کے کارنامے ہیں؟پاکستان کی ساری تاریخ میں یہ سب سے بدترین بددیانت اور بدعنوان حکومت ثابت ہوئی ہےجس پر سب سے زیادہ بدعنوانی کے الزامات لگے ہیں یا پھر بدعنوان عناصر کی پشت پناہی کے ذمہ دار پائے گئے ہیں۔ یہ واحد حکومت ہے جس کے دور میں قدرتی آفات سے متاثر ہونے افراد کے مدد کے لیے بیرونی امداد کنندگان ازخود براہ راست امداد پہنچانا چاہتے تھے اور حکومت کے حوالے نہیں کرنا چاہتے تھے کہ ان کو موجودہ حکومت پر قطعی اعتبار نہیں تھا۔اور حکومت میں تو کوئی ملا نہیں ہے۔اور جو ہتھوڑا گروپ وغیرہ کے الزامات آپ نے گزشتہ حکومتوں پر لگائے ہیں ان میں سے کسی کی بھی حکومتِ وقت نے پشت پناہی نہیں کی۔ یہ سارے سلسلےدو دشمن ممالک نے افغانستان میں روس کے خلاف مجاہدین کی مدد کرنے کی سزا کے طور پر پاکستان میں شروع کیے تھے۔ان میں سے ایک تو اپنے بِل میں واپس چلا گیا مگر دوسرا ابھی تک آمادہء پیکار ہے اور اس کی مدد کے لیے ایک اور دیو آگیا ہے۔جب تک ہم دیانتدار، محب وطن ،بے غرض اور متقی افراد کو قوم کی خدمت اور قیادت کی ذمہ داری نہیں سونپتے، ہمارا حال بد سے بدتر ہوتا چلا جائے ۔

والسلام

مخلص

From: Dr. Jamil <shahmir3rd@yahoo.com>
To: joinpakistan@googlegroups.com
Cc: khshaikh1999@gmail.com; aamir_bhatti@msn.com
Sent: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 4:42 PM
Subject: Re: **JP** Shah Ky Kutty / Dog.,....

People elected them....people have accepted them...still the poor people of Pakistan know that their present plight is due to the Mula and Military...
The wise and democratic people of Pakistan still remember Hathorra Groups, Whit Powder, Klashnikov the Big Black Coward Munafiqs and Ghaleez Mullas...

In the begining I tried to be polite but later on brought my tone to your pitch...hope you understand...--- On Wed, 5/30/12, Asan Deen <khshaikh1999@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Asan Deen <khshaikh1999@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: **JP** Shah Ky Kutty / Dog.,....
To: joinpakistan@googlegroups.com
Date: Wednesday, May 30, 2012, 3:12 PM

Maza to tab ha,,, kaya yeh Shah aur kaya Shah kay Kuttay,,,, ooper say lay ker neechay tak,,, saray kay saaray,,, aaeynda election maen aisay gum gashta ho jaeay,,, jaisay gadday kay sar say seeng,,,,aur aik bhee VOTE inn ki taraf nah janay paey. Awwam un naas nay agar ab bhee apni aankhen nah kholien,,, to yeh to phir say apnay lao lashkar kay saath doosri mudat ki hakumat karnay kay khawb daikh rahay haen....

so,,,, MUSHTARI HUSHIYAAR BAASH

2012/5/30 hafeez rehman <hrehman11@gmail.com>

ڈیئرہمارے حکمران کتوں کی خصلت پر پورے اترتے ہیں کیونکہ ان کو ہڈی امریکہ سے ملتی ہے اسلئے یہ امریکہ کے وفادار ہیں انہیں پاکستان اور اس کے عوام سے کوئی دلچسپی یا سروکا ر نہیںلگتا ہے انہوں نے امریکہ کو اپنا خدا بنا لیا ہے جو کہتے ہیں کہ امریکہ کے معافی مانگنے سے شہید زندہ نہیں ہو جائیں گے۔ لعنت ہے ایسے حکمرانوں پر۔۔۔۔۔

2012/5/28 aamir_bhatti bhatti <aamir_bhatti@msn.com>

Please do not call them "Kuttay" (Dogs).

Dogs are very faithful animals, these creatures can not match a Dog ever..... So please call them "Suwwar" Pigs, Boar, or maybe Hyena. These are more suitable words for them.

From: Waqar Shafi

Sent: Friday, May 25, 2012 3:30 PM

To: undisclosed-recipients:

Subject: **JP** Shah Ky Kutty / Dog.,....

ڈاکٹر عاصم حسین نے گیس کی قیمتوں میں کمی کی اوگرا کی سفارش مسترد کردی

Updated 19 hours ago

اسلام آباد … وفاقی وزیر پیٹرولیم ڈاکٹر عاصم حسین نے اوگرا حکام کو دھمکی دی ہے کہ گیس کی قیمتیں کم کرنے کی بات کرتے ہو، آپ کے خلاف وزیر اعظم کو خط لکھوں گا، وزیر پیٹرولیم ڈاکٹر عاصم حسین نے اوگرا کو ایک بے سمت ادارہ قرار د ے دیا۔ جیونیوز سے گفتگو کرتے ہوئے ڈاکٹر عاصم نے کہا کہ اوگرا اوگرا کی طرف سے گیس کی قیمتوں میں کمی کی سفارشات کو مسترد کرتا ہوں۔ انہوں نے اوگرا کے خلاف وزیر اعظم کو خط لکھنے کا علان کیا، اوگرا کی طرف سے وزارت پیٹرولیم کو ایک ہفتے قبل وزارت پیٹرولیم کو بھیجی گئی اپنی سفارشات میں نئے مالی سال سے گیس کی قیمتوں میں کمی کی سفارشات پر مبنی سمری وزارت پیٹرولیم کو ارسال کی تھی جس میں سوئی ناردرن کیلئے 47 روپے اور سدرن کے سسٹم پر گیس کی قیمت میں 34 روپے فی ایم ایم بی ٹی یو کمی کی سفارش کی گئی تھی۔

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Obama’s DOJ Orders Florida’s Election Division to Halt the Purging of Illegal Immigrant Voters

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Obama's DOJ Orders Florida's Election Division to Halt the Purging of Illegal Immigrant Voters

by Scotty Starnes

This whole time, I thought law enforcement officials were to uphold the law of the land. That was before radical Obama goon, Eric Holder, was appointed. It's almost like they welcome voter fraud.

From The Miami Herald:

he Justice Department ordered Florida's elections division to halt a systematic effort to find and purge the state's voter rolls of noncitizen voters.

Florida's effort appears to violate both the 1965 Voting Rights Act, which protects minorities, and the 1993 National Voter Registration Act – which governs voter purges – T. Christian Herren Jr., the Justice Department's lead civil rights lawyer, wrote in a detailed two-page letter sent late Thursday night.

I don't recall the VRA protecting individuals living in the US illegally.

State officials said they were reviewing the letter. But they indicated they might fight DOJ over its interpretation of federal law and expressed frustration that President Barack Obama's administration has stonewalled the state's noncitizen voter hunt for nine months.

"We are firmly committed to doing the right thing and preventing ineligible voters from being able to cast a ballot," said Chris Cate, spokesman for Secretary of State Ken Detzner, who was ordered by Gov. Rick Scott to conduct the search for potentially ineligible voters.

DOJ's written demand came hours after the agency refused to comment on the matter to The Miami Herald. It also followed a federal court ruling Thursday that struck down a Republican voter-registration law that a judge found too onerous.

So far, Florida has flagged 2,700 potential noncitizen voters and sent the list to county elections supervisors, who have found the data and methodology to be flawed and problematic. The list of potential noncitizen voters – many of whom have turned out to be lawful citizens and voters – disproportionately hits minorities, especially Hispanics.

Noncitizens can't vote but Democrats love to protect the voting rights of criminals and dead folk. American minorities, having US citizenship, are protect by the VRA, not illegal noncitizens.

About 58 percent of those flagged as potential noncitizens are Hispanics, Florida's largest ethnic immigrant population, a Miami Herald analysis found. Hispanics make up 13 percent of the overall 11.3 million active registered voters.

Think that has something to do with the fact that we share a border with Mexico whose population is majority Hispanic?

Scotty Starnes | June 1, 2012 at 12:41 PM | Tags: DOJ, Eric Holder, Hispanic, illegal immigrants, minorities, voter fraud, Voting Rights Act | Categories: Political Issues | URL: http://wp.me/pvnFC-79N

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McDonald’s pulls toy after Muslims rage, demand punishment

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McDonald's pulls toy after Muslims rage, demand punishment

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Punishment as in jihad? Or jizya? via Walid Shoebat. The people of Saudi Arabia are furious with the McDonald's fast food chain for a toy which they say desecrates the name of Muhammed, the prophet of Islam. They are demanding retribution. According to the Arabic news website, Kermalkom.com, "[the McDonald's fast food restaurant] abused the Prophet Muhammad by placing his [...]