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PC Manual on how to talk about men and women

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PC Manual on how to talk about men and women

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, we desperately need a manual instructing us on how to talk about men and women.

Ever ready to serve our readers by providing cutting-edge au courant information, Fellowship of the Minds got an exclusive on just such a manual. Here it is! :D

THE PC WAY TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN:

1. She is not a "babe" or a "chick". She is a "breasted American."

2. She is not "easy". She is "horizontally accessible."

3. She is not a "dumb blonde." She is a "Light-haired detour off the information superhighway."

4. She has not "been around." She is a "previously-enjoyed companion."

5. She does not "nag" you. She becomes "verbally repetitive."

6. She is not a "two-bit hooker." She is a "low cost provider."

THE PC WAY TO TALK ABOUT MEN:

1. He does not have a "beer gut." He has developed a "liquid drain storage facility."

2. He is not a "bad dancer." He is merely "overly Caucasian."

3. He does not "get lost all the time." He "investigates alternative destinations."

4. He is not "balding." He has "follicle regression."

5. He does not act like a "total ass." He's developed a case of "rectal-cranial inversion."

And lastly,

6. It's not his "crack" you see hanging out of his pants. It's a "trouser cleavage"!

~Eowyn

Dr. Eowyn | June 14, 2012 at 3:00 am | Categories: Culture War, Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-f38

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Is Legalizing Weed Obama's Secret Weapon?

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/06/legalizing-weed-obamas-secret-weapon/53504/

Bacon Sundae At Burger King Is Real, Needs To Be Inside Of Me

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Re: Grooming children for pedophiles

That is just plain creepy. It looks like a city park. So someone gave the OK to it.

Bear

On 14 June 2012 13:17, Travis <baconlard@gmail.com> wrote:

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Grooming children for pedophiles
by Dr. Eowyn

This makes me want to throw up.

The description under this video on YouTube says: "Piękna członkociuchcia dostarcza dzieciom niezapomnianych wrażeń i doznań estetyczno-naukowo-członkowych. Obejrzyj już dziś!"

I ran the passage through Google Translate. It's Polish, and is translated into English as: "Pretty cock cock train make all kids in the world happy ! TRY NOW !"

Demonic.

~Eowyn

Dr. Eowyn | June 14, 2012 at 3:30 am | Tags: penis playland, Poland | Categories: Children, crime, Culture War, Evil | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-f3d

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Re: I laughed, hard

of course it is.
but sometime you just have to laugh at the brain dead bureaucracy.

On 14 June 2012 12:21, plainolamerican <plainolamerican@gmail.com> wrote:

airport security is necessary

On Jun 14, 11:07 am, Bear Bear <thatbear...@gmail.com> wrote:
> *Reposting from another group with great thanks to the original poster.

>
> This guy is my new hero.
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> bear
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> *
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Grooming children for pedophiles

New post on Fellowship of the Minds

Grooming children for pedophiles

by Dr. Eowyn

This makes me want to throw up.

The description under this video on YouTube says: "Piękna członkociuchcia dostarcza dzieciom niezapomnianych wrażeń i doznań estetyczno-naukowo-członkowych. Obejrzyj już dziś!"

I ran the passage through Google Translate. It's Polish, and is translated into English as: "Pretty cock cock train make all kids in the world happy ! TRY NOW !"

Demonic.

~Eowyn

Dr. Eowyn | June 14, 2012 at 3:30 am | Tags: penis playland, Poland | Categories: Children, crime, Culture War, Evil | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-f3d

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I’m All Goose-Pimpley !

Aw. He tho thweet.

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I'm All Goose-Pimpley !

by Terry

Just Sit Back, Relax and Enjoy !

Now don't ya feel all LBGT all over?

Terry | June 13, 2012 at 5:55 pm | Tags: Barack Obama, Democrats, Humor, LGBT, liberals | Categories: 2012 Election, Culture War, Gays, Humor, Idiots, Liberals/Democrats, US Presidents | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-f3M

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What’s next, a law that mandates you wash your car?

Right. And then a law that allows only 1/2 gallon of water per wash and then a law that allows only 1 wash per year.

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What's next, a law that mandates you wash your car?

by DCG

Massapequa Park Passes Stunning — And Potentially Expensive — New Law On Property Upkeep

CBS New York: Thousands of dollars in fines? Even jail time? They're taking home maintenance seriously in one Long Island village. Make no mistake, a messy lawn can cost you in Massapequa Park.

As CBS 2′s Jennifer McLogan surmised on Tuesday, at least one homeowner on Merrick Road is in hot water. Effective immediately he faces stiff fines and even jail time for failure to maintain his property.

"This is a quality of life issue, yes. The place is filthy. I'm paying taxes. I have to look at their lawn and garbage. If I complain they laugh in my face, and I've been living here 23 years," neighbor Sophie Wolchok said.

Wolchok came armed to Village Hall with photo proof. Sick and tired of blight and garbage, she was among those testifying before the mayor and village board, seeking relief from foreclosed homes, dead trees, vermin, and swimming pools half filled with water, which poses a danger to children of her community, and attracts mosquitoes that carry the deadly West Nile virus.

"We are instituting a stiff fine that has escalating clauses to be punitive because we want banks and landowners to pay attention to their properties and maintain their properties like the rest of our community," Mayor James Altadonna, Jr. said.

The vote was unanimous. If your lawns aren't mowed, if dumpsters are full, gutters are broken, shopping carts are unattended, windows and doors are boarded banks or homeowners face: $250-$1,000 fine for the first offense, $2,500 plus up to 10 days in jail for the second and $10,000 and 15 jail days for the third.

Some complained the new laws are downright unfriendly. "If you have a neighbor that has a lawn or whatever that doesn't look right, you say, 'can I help you with it?'" Lauren Della Greca said. "I take care of my own lawn myself and it takes a good two and half hours, so if I was elderly, that could be an issue," homeowner Joseph Anderson added.

A resident told WCBS 880′s Mike Xirinachs he thinks there has to be a better, more neighborly way. "I think this is a type of place, I live here because people help each other out, not because they report each other," he said. "If it's an elderly couple that's having problems maintaining their property, I think we should help them out. I don't think we should fine them $1,000."

The mayor said the fines are not directed at those going through tough times. He said they will work with any families who can't afford upkeep. Excessive litter, junk vehicles, broken lighting, unfinished construction and graffiti are all subject to fines as well, the mayor said.

What's next, a fine if you don't wash your car and it looks filthy sitting in your driveway?

This is the problem with people like Sophie Wolchok - believing that solutions to neighborhood problems will come from government. For Pete's Sake, go speak with a neighbor if you don't like what they are doing (even if it is their private property). Work with other neighbors to help each other out.

Careful what you ask for Sophie -- you never know when a neighbor might believe YOU and the way you choose to live becomes a danger to the children of your community.

DCG

DCG | June 14, 2012 at 3:30 am | Tags: big government, Massapequa Park | Categories: Culture War | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-f3F

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Re: F1gur471v3ly 5p34k1ng?

you've correct ... you have a 'strong mind'

On Jun 13, 11:35 am, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> I am not sure, but you got my curiosity up, (and I haven't even tackled
> the ones contained in the actual body of the e-mail!)
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> Does the caption mean, (or supposed to mean) : "Figuratively Speaking" ?
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Re: Pictures of the Montreal “student protests” are worth a few thousand words « Lilley’s Pad

the protests are being funded by the teacher's unions from all across
the
country.
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unions are socialist organizations to avoid

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> *I agree. But in this case many of the protesters are the Uni profs. And
> the protests are being funded by the teacher's unions from all across the
> country.
>
> *
> On 13 June 2012 14:08, plainolamerican <plainolameri...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > keeping the masses from wanting a nanny government is an endless
> > battle that has probably plagued the planet for thousands of years.
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> > the solution is to teach children to be responsible for themselves.
>
> > On Jun 13, 12:07 pm, Bear Bear <thatbear...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > *I'm forwarding this with out comment.
> > > You can decide for yourselves if this looks like students protesting
> > > against tuition hikes.
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> > > Bear
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Re: I laughed, hard

airport security is necessary

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> This guy is my new hero.
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> a112.png
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I laughed, hard

Reposting from another group with great thanks to the original poster.

This guy is my new hero.

bear

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Re: Philosophy in Action Wednesday Radio: Morality without God

12 Symptoms of a Spiritual Awakening - no god required

1. An increased tendency to let things happen rather than make them
happen.

2. Frequent attacks of smiling.

3. Feelings of being connected with others and nature.

4. Frequent overwhelming episodes of appreciation.

5. A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than from fears
based on past experience.

6. An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.

7. A loss of ability to worry.

8. A loss of interest in conflict.

9. A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.

10. A loss of interest in judging others.

11. A loss of interest in judging self.

12. Gaining the ability to love without expecting anything in return.

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Philosophy in Action Wednesday Radio

In Wednesday evening's live broadcast of Philosophy in Action Advice Radio, I'll discuss "Morality without God" with live callers.

Is objective morality possible or necessary without God? Can and should morality be based on observable facts? Join me for an engaging half-hour call-in show on the secular basis of morality!

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