Thursday, April 12, 2012

Re: SPEAKING GERMAN

ein anderer liberaler Sozialist Wortschwaelle

On Apr 11, 11:34 pm, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Moonbats wie TommyTomTomForNews sind gefährlich für die Freie Welt. Tom
> nutzt die maschinelle Übersetzung zu lächerlich rantings übersetzen .....
> Er kann nicht sprechen Deutsch oder Französisch.
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> On Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 7:49 PM, Tommy News <tommysn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Diejenigen auf der rechten Seite haben weniger Hirn
> > als ein Haufen Mist Bär im Schwarzwald.
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> > Wenn ein Bär im Wald kackt er hat eine bessere chance, als eine
> > sichere Sache, als er von genannt werden einen rechtsradikalen tut.
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> > On Apr 11, 5:38 pm, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > (I laughed!)
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> > > On Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 1:13 PM, plainolamerican
> > > <plainolameri...@gmail.com>wrote:
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> > > > very good!
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> > > > Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences
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> > > > 1) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You're not allowed to say
> > > > Barack Obama's middle name.
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> > > > 2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private
> > > > sector jobs.
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> > > > 3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.
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> > > > 4) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White
> > > > House.
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> > > > 5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his
> > > > behind.
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> > > > 6) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a
> > > > Lincoln made by Ford.
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> > > > 7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.
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> > > > 8) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had
> > > > an IQ of 67.
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> > > > 9) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both
> > > > moved to Illinois.
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> > > > 10) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter "O" in their last name.
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> > > > 11) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a
> > > > silly one.
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> > > > 12) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.
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> > > > 13) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health.  Ted Kennedy
> > > > told Obama to pass health care.
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> > > > 14) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.
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> > > > 15) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a
> > > > penny.
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> > > > 16) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.
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> > > > 17) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.
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> > > > 18) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major
> > > > depression.
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> > > > On Apr 11, 11:53 am, Bruce Majors <majors.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > > In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
> > > > > German-speaking population.
> > > > > One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
> > using
> > > > > his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
> > > > > The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm!
> > Trink das
> > > > > Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
> > > > > Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have
> > sh*t
> > > > > in it."
> > > > > The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
> > campaigning
> > > > for
> > > > > Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
> > > > > The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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