On Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 7:49 PM, Tommy News <tommysnews@gmail.com> wrote:
Diejenigen auf der rechten Seite haben weniger Hirn
als ein Haufen Mist Bär im Schwarzwald.
Wenn ein Bär im Wald kackt er hat eine bessere chance, als eine
sichere Sache, als er von genannt werden einen rechtsradikalen tut.
On Apr 11, 5:38 pm, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> (I laughed!)
>
> On Wed, Apr 11, 2012 at 1:13 PM, plainolamerican
> <plainolameri...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>
>
> > very good!
>
> > Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences
>
> > 1) Abraham Lincoln had no middle name. You're not allowed to say
> > Barack Obama's middle name.
>
> > 2) Lincoln eliminated involuntary servitude. Obama eliminated private
> > sector jobs.
>
> > 3) Lincoln and Obama were both married to ugly wives who went crazy.
>
> > 4) Each man's wife gained over forty pounds while living at the White
> > House.
>
> > 5) Lincoln was hit in the head from behind. Obama hid his head up his
> > behind.
>
> > 6) Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater. Obama shot up while riding in a
> > Lincoln made by Ford.
>
> > 7) Both men had vice-presidents who were illiterate Democrat senators.
>
> > 8) Andrew Johnson nearly lived to the age of 67. Joe Biden nearly had
> > an IQ of 67.
>
> > 9) Lincoln was born in KENtucky, Obama was born in KENya - before both
> > moved to Illinois.
>
> > 10) LincOln and Obama each had a single letter "O" in their last name.
>
> > 11) Andrew Johnson had no middle name. Joseph Robinette Biden had a
> > silly one.
>
> > 12) JOHN W. BOOTH and BILL C. AYERS each has 10 letters.
>
> > 13) A Kennedy told Lincoln to take care of his health. Ted Kennedy
> > told Obama to pass health care.
>
> > 14) Lincoln and Obama were both more feminine than Hillary Clinton.
>
> > 15) Lincoln was placed on the penny. Obama was not quite worth a
> > penny.
>
> > 16) Lincoln was not a Muslim. Obama was not an admitted Muslim.
>
> > 17) Neither Lincoln nor Obama ever wrote a book.
>
> > 18) Lincoln suffered from major depression. Obama caused a major
> > depression.
>
> > On Apr 11, 11:53 am, Bruce Majors <majors.br...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > --
>
> > > In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large
> > > German-speaking population.
> > > One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using
> > > his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
> > > The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das
> > > Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
> > > Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh*t
> > > in it."
> > > The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning
> > for
> > > Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
> > > The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
>
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