Re: Dick Cheney Receives Halliburton Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List

One would think that you would be a little more kind to a supporter of
the LGBT cause.

On Mar 25, 8:04 am, Tommy News <tommysn...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Dick Cheney is still heartless. -T
>
> Cheney Receives Heart Transplant; Bush Still on Waiting List for Brain
> Halliburton Performs Reconstruction of Former VP
>
> FALLS CHURCH, VA (The Borowitz Report) – Former Vice President Dick
> Cheney received a heart transplant today, but former President George
> W. Bush remained on a waiting list for a brain, hospital officials
> confirmed.
>
> As part of a government contract signed while he was still Vice
> President, Halliburton performed the reconstruction work on Mr.
> Cheney's circulatory system at a cost to taxpayers of $14.2 billion.
>
> The doctor who performed the surgery called the procedure "extremely
> invasive – just the way the Vice President wanted it."
>
> A hospital spokesman said that Mr. Cheney was expected to make a full
> recovery, but that he was "somewhat disoriented" coming out of
> anesthesia: "When we asked him who the President of the United States
> was, he said, 'Is it still me?'"
>
> Former President Bush made an appearance at the former Vice
> President's hospital, hanging a "Mission Accomplished" banner in Mr.
> Cheney's room hours before the operation was completed.
>
> More:
> TheBorowitzReport.com
>
> --
> Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
> Have a great day,
> Tommy
>
> --
> Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
> Have a great day,
> Tommy

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