The Homosexual Agenda

From Lisa

Surely you've heard of the "Homosexual Agenda" over the years. Yet no one
has actually seen the Agenda ...until now. After months of undercover work,
I have been able to obtain a copy of the actual Homosexual Agenda directly
from the Head Homosexual!

6:00 am - Gym
8:00 am - Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 am - Hair appointment
10:00 am - Shopping
12:00 PM - Brunch

2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian
and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially
impregnated baby
factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic
gay leadership
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM - Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from
stress of world conquest

4:00 PM - Cocktails
6:00 PM - Light Dinner (soup, salad, Chardonnay)
8:00 PM - Theater
11:00 PM - Bed du jour

HR

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Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
Have a great day,
Tommy

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Together, we can change the world, one mind at a time.
Have a great day,
Tommy

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