President Gingrinch... has a nice ring... if your a tard and don't
know any better.
♫♪
You're a mean one, Mr. Gingrinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Gingrinch
- You're a bad banana
- With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Mr. Gingrinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Gingrinch.
- I wouldn't touch you, with a
- thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Gingrinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Gingrinch.
- Given the choice between the two of you
- I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one, Mr. Gingrinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Gingrinch.
- The three words that best describe you,
- are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Mr. Gingrinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Gingrinch.
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment
of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Mr. Gingrinch.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Gingrinch.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
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