http://survivalcache.com/murphys-laws-of-teotwawki/ Murphy's Laws of TEOTWAWKI We decided to take a lighter look TEOTWAWKI with a Survival Cache original, Murphy's Laws of TEOTWAWKI. If you know Murphy then you know, if it can happen…..it will. From Wikipedia: Murphy's Law is an adage that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong". 1. Food, you still don't have enough 2. People without back up shelters might be without shelter 3. People with guns and no food are finding out that people with food have guns too 4. Look hungry, they might leave you alone. 5. Seed bank, the new source of wealth 6. Insects, It's what's for dinner 7. Gun shots, they attract unwanted attention 8. Ask everyone if they have food or water, Jedi mind tricks might work on desperate people 9. Wood burning stoves, they are like pots of gold 10. The less people you know, the better off you are 11. Mormons, suddenly they have a lot of new friends 12. Friendly hungry people…..aren't 13. People who thought they could make it with just a survival knife are finding out they can't 14. Satellite Dishes, they make great family dinner tables 15. If invited to a dinner party and you can't figure out what's on the menu, it's you 16. Houses full of food attract the unwanted envy of hungry people 17. Friends who show up without food are not good friends 18. Electricity, the good old days 19. Dog Food, who knew 20. Cash, its a great way to start a fire 21. Alternative energy, you're kicking yourself now for not investing in it 22. Watching your garden grow, the new Sunday afternoon sport 23. The Government, it will feed itself first 24. Large groups of people with guns make the rules 25. Bad water & Montezuma's Revenge, they have come to America 26. People who thought the Government would save them, found out that it didn't 27. Hospitals, no longer a place of healing 28. EMP, now everyone knows what it means 29. Sandy dry soil, suddenly not such a cool place to live anymore 30. If food is the new currency then fresh water is a hot commodity 31. Gold coins, they don't taste very good 32. Toilet paper, should have bought more of that stuff 33. Ham radio operators, who are the nerds now? 34. Burning Green Wood = Smoke / Smoke = Attention / Attention = Bad 35. Trying to start a fire with two sticks? Should have stocked up on more matches |
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