Maxine Again = My Favourite G/F,,,

Maxine at it again!!---    A   FEW   QUESTIONS! Why isn't  the number 11 pronounced   onety-one? If   4 out of 5 people SUFFER from  diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five   enjoys   it? Why do  croutons come in airtight  packages? Aren't   they just stale bread to begin  with? If people  from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't   people from Holland called   Holes? If   a pig loses its voice, is it   disgruntled? Why   is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,   but a person who drives a race car is not called a  racist? If   it's true that we are here to help others, then   what exactly are the others here  for? If   lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,   then doesn't it follow that electricians can be   delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,   models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry   cleaners   depressed? If   Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it   Fed -  UP? Do Lipton   Tea employees take 'coffee  breaks?'

What  hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of

  bald   men?

I

  thought about how mothers feed their babies with

  tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what

  do Chinese mothers use,  Toothpicks?

Why  do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post

 Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them?

  Why don't they just put their pictures on the

  postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them

  while they deliver the  mail?

Is

  it true that you never really learn to swear until

  you learn to  drive?

If

  a cow laughed, would milk come out of her  nose?

Whatever

  happened to Preparations A through G  ?

Now, stop  laughing long enough to forward this onto somebody

  else who could also use a good  chuckle!!

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"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, for so long, with so little,  We are now qualified to do anything with nothing."
— Mother Teresa
"The Joy is in the Journey; The Destination is the Goal; The Beauty is in the Detours"
~ The BridgeWalker ~

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