BELLY BAND ALERT ~! ROFLASCAOTS~!
Nautical sense of humor... | | For those of us with a weird sense of humor...you know who you/we are! Nice to know you're not alone, isn't it? WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.
| | Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
| Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.
| Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French and
It's all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss and
It's all organized by the Italians. | Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
| My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be. | Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.
| A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory. |
I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other. | I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect. |
KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.
| I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable. |
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food. | Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
| Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
| Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
| I am having an out-of-money experience.
| Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things. |
Corduroy pillows are making headlines! | I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car | | |
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"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
We have done so much, for so long, with so little, We are now qualified to do anything with nothing."
— Mother Teresa
"The Joy is in the Journey; The Destination is the Goal; The Beauty is in the Detours"
~ The BridgeWalker ~
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