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On 10 March 2012 18:09, Bruce Majors <majors.bruce@gmail.com> wrote:
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> The following symbols were unearthed on a cave in the Mediterranean:
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> It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least
> 3000 years old!
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> The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists
> from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
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> After months of conferencing, the president of the society pointed to first
> drawing and said:
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> "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
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> You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so
> they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
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> The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
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> Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
> if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the
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> The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were
> evidently Hebrews."
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> The audience applauded enthusiastically.
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> Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Oy
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> "Idiots! Ancient Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: 'Holy
> mackerel, dig the ass on that woman!"
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