How to install a Southern Home Security System.

New post on Fellowship of the Minds How to install a Southern Home Security System. by Steve 1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of  size 14 -16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a  copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the  boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads  ...... Ouch.. Bubba, Bertha, Duke,  Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with  the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't  think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I  locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right  back. Cooter  :D ~Steve~             H/T    Miss May Steve | February 18, 2012 at 2:04 am | Tags: Boot, clothing, Dog, Footwear, High Heels, Pit bull, Shopping, Western | Categories: Animals, Humor | URL: http://wp.me/pKuKY-czo Comment    See all comments Unsubscribe or change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/2012/02/18/how-to-install-a-southern-home-security-system/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com

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