via Illegal President

In my nightmare I found myself nude in bed. I was looking at a
mirror on the ceiling and discovered that I am a Negro and I'm
circumcised! Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the
pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same
color, black.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

But it's a wheelchair!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled! I said to myself, aloud, 'This is impossible! It's
impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled!'

'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.

I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.

Just what I needed! I am a homosexual and on top of that, with a
Mexican boyfriend.

Oh, my God ... Black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican
boyfriend, drug addict and HIV-positive!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and oh, nooooo
. I'm bald!

The telephone rings; it's my brother. He is saying, 'Since mom
and dad died, the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and
laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job, you worthless
piece of crap ... any job!'

Mom?. Dad? .Nooooo ... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when
you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend,
are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald and an orphan, but he
doesn't get it.

Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!
With tears in my eyes, I go to the window to look out. I see I
live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There
is trash everywhere..

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker ... Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican
boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned,
unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I
live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,
'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you
decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama?

Say it isn't so! I CAN handle being a black, disabled, one
armed, drug- addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker, who is
HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, living in a slum with
a Mexican boyfriend, but please, Oh dear God, please don't tell
me I'm a Democrat!

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