Riddles about Liberals

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Riddles About Liberals Posted: 09 Jul 2011 12:46 PM PDT Many of these have been inspired by previous writings. Some are totally new. Some are ones I probably haven't been the first one to think of, but they're all from me. Fair warning, some are more R-rated than others. Click on "Answer" to reveal the....um.....answer. If you have one put it in the comments! ---------- Q: Which pick for VP is the only no-brainer for both parties? Answer: Q: What do you get when you combine Joe Biden, fast food, and a 10 dollar bill? Answer: Q: Why does Obama golf so much? Answer: Q: What is the difference between Joe Biden's credit card and his library card? Answer: Q: What kind of party will there be at the Ground Zero Mosque opening? Answer: Q: What kind of cure, paradoxically, scares gay men to death? Answer: Q: What is the one thing liberals need to sustain their dishonesty? Answer: Q: What is the only thing lower than Obama's approval rate? Answer: Q: Why did Biden think he was a member of the Tea Party? Answer: Q: If liberals take what they love most, and switch the vowels, they'll get the home of who they hate most. What is the word? Answer: Q: What do you get when you combine liberal ideas with Sham-wow? Answer: Q: What did Tiger Woods blame his marital infidelity on most? Answer: Q: What is the most vile four-letter profanity ever uttered on a Planned Parenthood operating table? Answer: Q: How does Biden feel about legalizing gay marriage? Answer: Q: Why is Obama so upset about 9% unemployment? Answer: Q: Why should the constitution be required reading in Congress? Answer: Q: Why didn't Anthony Weiner's wife leave him? Answer: Q: When will Nancy Pelosi stop going green? Answer: Q: What will Hillary Clinton be for the Halloween before the 2012 election? Answer: Q: What did Al Gore call his love child with Mother Nature? Answer: Q: A New York Times poll found 9 in 10 Tea Party members want to replace Obama in 2012. What do the 1 in 10 want? Answer: Q: Even though it was unpopular in the polls, why did Obama insist on passing ObamaCare? Answer:

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