On 2/12/11, Talha Ahmed Ali <talhaahmedali@gmail.com> wrote:
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> customer: i can do that. i'm not very technical, but i think i am ready to
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> customer service rep: the first step is to open your heart. have you located
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> customer: yes i have, but there are several programs running right now.is it
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> customer service rep: what programs are running
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> customer: let me see....i have past hurt.exe, low esteem.exe, grudge.exe,
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> customer service rep: no problem. love will automatically erase pasthurt.exe
> from your current operating system. it may remain in your permanent memory,
> but it will no longer disrupt other programs. love will eventually overwrite
> lowesteem.exe with a module of its own called high esteem.exe. however, you
> have to completely turn off grudge.exe and resentment,com. those programs
> prevent love from being properly installed. can you turn those off
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> customer: i don't know how to turn them off. can you tell me
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> customer service rep: my pleasure. go to your start menu and invoke
> forgiveness.exe. do this as many times as necessary until grudge.exe and
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> customer: okay, i'm done. love has started installing itself automatically.
> is that normal? <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>
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> customer service rep: yes it is. you should receive a message that says it
> will reinstall for the life of your heart. do you see that
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> customer: yes i do. is it completely
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> customer service rep: yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
> you need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get the
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> customer: oops...i have an error message already. what should i
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> customer service rep: what does the message
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> customer: it says "error 412 - program not run on internal components". what
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> customer service rep: don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. it means
> that the love program is set up to run on external hearts but has not yet
> been run on your heart. it is one of those complicated programming things,
> but in non-technical terms it means you have to "love" your own machine
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> customer: so what should i
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> customer service rep: can you find the directory called
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> customer: yes, i have it. <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>
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> customer service rep: excellent, you are getting good at
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> customer: thank you. <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>
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> customer service rep: you're welcome. click on the following files and then
> copy them to the "myheart" directory: forgiveself.doc, selfesteem.txt,
> ealizeworth.txt, and goodness.doc. the system will overwrite any conflicting
> files and begin patching any faulty programming. also, you need to delete
> selfcritic.exe from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin
> afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes
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> customer: got it. hey! my heart is filling up with really neat files.
> smile.mpg is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that warmth,com,
> peace.exe, and contentment,com are copying themselves all over my
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> customer service rep: then love is installed and running. you should be able
> to handle it from here. one more thing before i
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> customer: yes? <http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/enjoythemasti>
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> *customer service rep: love is freeware. be sure to give it and its various
> modules to everybody you meet. they will in turn share it with other people
> and they will return some really neat modules back to
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> *customer: i will. thank you for your
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> "dream is not that what you see in your sleep..dream is the thing which do
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> talha ahmed ali
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