Re: The Female Demerit System

Keith,

Whadaya mean "a whole bunch", it is absolutely true.

The real and only test for a man is simple...... Will the hooker come
back if you call her again ??

If not, you are in trouble. If she does come back everything is fine.

On Dec 25, 4:26 pm, Keith In Tampa <keithinta...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <Grin>!!  There is a whole bunch of truth in this!!
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> On Sat, Dec 25, 2010 at 5:13 PM, Travis <baconl...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> >   *The Female Demerit System* *Explained**
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> > In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
> > Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and
> > points are subtracted.
> > You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the
> > way the game is played.*
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> > Here is a guide to the point system:*
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> > SIMPLE DUTIES*
> > You make the bed (+1)
> > You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
> > You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
> > You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
> > But return with Beer (-5)
> > You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
> > You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
> > You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
> > You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
> > It's her pet (-20)*
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> > SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS*
> > You stay by her side the entire party (0)
> > You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school
> > friend (-2)
> > Named Tina (-10)
> > Tina is a dancer (-20)
> > Tina has silicone implants (-80)*
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> > HER BIRTHDAY*
> > You take her out to dinner (+2)
> > You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
> > Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
> > And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
> > It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the
> > colours of your favourite team (-10)*
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> > A NIGHT OUT*
> > You take her to a movie (+1)
> > You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
> > You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
> > You take her to a movie you like (-2)
> > It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
> > You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)*
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> > YOUR PHYSIQUE*
> > You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
> > You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
> > You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
> > Hawaiian shirts (-30)
> > You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)*
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> > THE BIG QUESTION*
> > She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what)
> > You hesitate in responding (-10)
> > You reply, "Where?" (-35)
> > Any other response (-20)*
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> > COMMUNICATION*
> > When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks
> > like a concerned expression (0)
> > You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
> > You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
> > She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)
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