 | The Liberal Claus...A New Christmas StoryScotty Starnes | December 1, 2010 at 5:00 AM | Tags: Brian Baird, Christmatution, David W. Hedrick, elf-made global warming, health care townhall, liberals, Nancy Pelosi, President Obama, socialist Santa, tea party, The Liberal Clause | Categories: Uncategorized | URL: http://wp.me/pvnFC-3Fi |
A Christmas story that features liberals elves and a socialist Santa? I'm sure this will be an instant Christmas classic.
Fox News reports:
One Tea Party candidate who lost his bid for Congress now has another cause to promote: a childrens' Christmas book he wrote earlier this year. But this is no ordinary Christmas story - "The Liberal Clause" features a unionized Santa's workshop, liberal elves led by "Elf Peloosi," and a socialist Santa-like figure who may or may not have really been born in the North Pole.
The book's author, David W. Hedrick, first burst onto the state political scene when he angrily confronted Washington State Democratic congressman Brian Baird at a town hall meeting on healthcare earlier this year. Hedrick then launched a primary campaign for the GOP nomination to replace the retiring Baird, but lost his bid in August.
"The Liberal Clause" tells the story of a snowy small town that gets taken over by the "Liberal Claus," - who also goes by the name of Barry - and his sidekick, "Elf Peloosi." Liberal Claus forces the elves to unionize, bails out the sled industry with town money, and stipulates that all children be given the same amount of toys, no matter if they've been naughty or nice.
He cites a "liberal clause" in the town's "Christmatution" that allows him to get away with all of this - along with trying to control "elf-made global warming" and forcing townsfolk to attend a church presided over by a "Reverend Blight."
In the end, one little girl defends the Christmastution and saves the town from Liberal Claus' takeover - by unplugging his teleprompter.
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