Fwd: Definitions, Units of measurement

Butt Load
the scientific term for a great quantity, usually prolific or copious
in nature, occasionally verging on infinite in some cases

plethora
1. More than a few.
2. A quantity in excess of what is actually practical; an exorbitant amount.
3. Lots.
4. Tons.

a lot
1. A great deal
2. More than one by a bunch.

assload
more than a lot but less than a shitload

shitload
more than an assload but still less than a fuckton.

fuckton
1: n. A very large amount.
2: Very heavy unit of measure.
3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.
Syn:  fuckload, shitton, beaucoup
Ant:  Jack shit

Metric Fuckton
More properly, "Metric Fucktonne."
The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of
fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric
measure of fuckmass. Generally used to imply superlative quantity with
the Metric standard included to emphasize this point. The inclusion of
the term is, however, fundamentally a misuse of that standard, as the
Imperial Fuckton (2000 Imperial Fuckpounds) denotes a slightly greater
measure of fuckweight within Earth's gravitational pull than does the
Metric Fuckton (1000 Metric Fuckilograms).

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