 | Top Ten Signs that Aliens Have Already Landed on EarthRonin | 7 August, 2010 at 6:57 am | Categories: Conspiracy Theories, Obama Sucks, comedy, congress sucks | URL: http://wp.me/p1NPg-6nq |
From our just for fun Dept. I have to admit that I do believe number 3, there is no way that nancy (the evil alien) pelosi is human. The rest are just for fun, enjoy.
By Matthew Stoker, 6 Aug 2010 (AP)
As any good conspiracy theory buff worth his or her salt will tell you, the federal government has been covering up the existence of alien space craft for decades. Recently, it was reported in the news that Winston Churchill, Britain's famously brave prime minister who guided his country through World War 2, had covered up the existence of UFOs. A report of unexplained flying objects observed by a Royal Air Force pilot was quietly buried. Churchill believed that the existence of such craft would cause mass hysteria if the public knew the truth. Have aliens already made contact with world leaders? Ten pieces of evidence that they have are listed below.
1. Area 51 has been slowly expanding over the past couple decades despite the government insistence that nothing new is being built there. Insiders say that it is construction for a swimming pool and baseball diamond, but is this just a cover story?
-More likely illegal space aliens are squatting out there waiting on obama to grant them amnesty.
2. During a campaign stop for democratic congressmen in Detroit, President Obama was overheard saying into his cell phone either ". . . what will the little green men think . . . " or ". . . what will Michelle have to drink . . ."
-No self-respecting alien would hang with obama.
3. A former aide who once worked for Nancy Pelosi claimed that she wore a "human mask" over her very alien face and that she blamed her appearance on plastic surgery gone wrong. Is the Speaker of the House an alien version of the Manchurian candidate?
-Hmmmm this explains a few things.
4. Vice President Joe Biden was observed riding an "anti-gravity" sled outside his residence in Washington by a paparazzi photographer who climbed a tree to get a shot inside the compound. His camera was confiscated by secret service agents.
-The vice actually crashed an atv and it became an "anti-gravity sled" once the dumbass knocked the wheels off. The hard landing at the end resulted in the brain damage that he displays daily. Read more of this post
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