Ahmadinejad Calls On Allah To Have Dyspeptic Camel Befoul White House Victory Garden

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Ahmadinejad Calls On Allah To Have Dyspeptic Camel Befoul White House Victory Garden

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

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Friday, 18 June 2010

Dyspeptic Camel In Befoul Mood

Totally pissed about the new economic sanctions placed on Iran, today Mahmoud Ahmadinejad called on Allah to issue the ultimate curse of having a dyspeptic camel befoul Michelle Obama's White House Victory Garden.

Stating that nothing is more foul than the excretement coming from the bowels of a dyspeptic camel suffering from terminal diarrhea, Ahmadinejad indicated that he is sick and tired of hearing about the garden tours that seem de rigueur for all White House visitors.

Ahmadinejad, who has visited the United States twice since Obama was elected, has never been invited to the White House to break bread or sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. Saying that he has always been a fan of the Beatles and Stevie Wonder, Mahmoud is dismayed that he wasn't on the guest list for the big party a couple of weeks ago.

Although agreeing with Paul McCartney that Dubya spent little time in a library, he said that he wishes he could have told some of his one-liners about Bush, who he despises.

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