HALLOWEEN

 

A bald man with a wooden leg  is invited to a Halloween party.  He doesn't know what costume  to wear to hide his head and his  leg so he writes to a costume  company to explain his problem.  A few days later, he received a  parcel with the following note:  Dear Sir,  Please find enclosed a pirate's  outfit. The spotted handkerchief  will cover your bald head and, with  your wooden leg, you will be just  right as a pirate.  Very truly yours,  Acme Costume Co.  The man thinks this is terrible  because they have emphasized  his wooden leg and so he writes  a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel  and a note, which says:  Dear Sir,  Please find enclosed a monk's habit.  The long robe will cover your Wooden  leg and, with your bald head, you will  really look the part.  Very truly yours,  Acme Costume Co.  Now the man is really upset since  they have gone from emphasizing  his wooden leg to emphasizing his  bald head so again he writes the  company another nasty letter of  complaint.  A few day's later  he gets a small parcel  and a note, which reads: Dear Sir,  Please find enclosed a bottle of  molasses and a bag of crushed nuts.  Pour the molasses over your bald head,  pat on crushed nuts, stick your wooden  leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple. Very truly yours,  Acme Costume Co

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